THE DIRTY ARMY: This fuking dirty a55 b1tch come to kelowna all the way from Calgary to pick up my husband hes a fuk slore takes him to Vancouver ducks him then drops him off at my cousin house then when I confront him he lies saying he was with a friend haha jks on you b1tch you can have him he was diagnosed with schizophrenia a year ago been praying for a reason to leave his crazy a55 with out feeling guilty that hes gonna get sicker and his bb girl he was so close to her was a daddy’s girl and look what you have done cvnt you got what’s coming to u think u won a prize just wait b1tch
THE DIRTY ARMY: What a sweet gig this weirdo has going. Is on disability so has everything paid for including a place to live, meals (and holy poop is this lardass ever well fed), etc. and is ferried around to all sorts of activities like she was in kindergarten. Fine, she’s half a retard but she couldn’t she get a job at McDonalds or Tims? I’m sure they’d have a pair of brown XXXL pants she could squeeze her country wide a55 into. Best of all is who this slob has hooked up with, none other Calgary’s favorite gender bending antifa meth-mouth psycho Napane Penny. The fat one says she’s a lesbian and the speed junkie is a dude who goes around as a tranny…wtf?? LOL, not that I really want to know but what does sex look like between these two?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Soo Kyle here or as we like to call him the dirty d1ck bastard is a complete womanizing manipulative ABUSIVE prick! He will message you on POF or whatever and make you think he’s the sweeeetest most caring man in the world and his ex abused him blah blah blah ya know the usual putty part feel sorry for me bullshit and make you feel bad for him and get you to let him move in…DONT DO IT, ABORT MISSION I REPEAT ABORT MISSION! A- he’s diiiiirty as fuk! He has drds and genital warts! B-hes a wannabe drug dealer and a COMPLETE meth head! He thinks he’s God’s gift to woman…he met my best friend on POF stole her heart knowing she has a past full of severe abuse and more just to humiliate her use her steal from her cheat on her lie to her put hands on her and give her drds!! He doesn’t have a heart he doesn’t have a soul and she finally kicked him out and he stalks and all, he took videos of them having sex without permission he abused her animals and more! Stay away don’t let him fool you he will make you feel like the lowest of the low if you even try confronting him his famous lines are it’s all in your head or she’s just a crazy x talking sh1t…don’t fall for it he will steal from you cheat on you put you through complete hell and use the sh1t out of you!!! Stay away if you don’t want a dirty snatch, severe mental and physical abuse and your heart shattered!
THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy is the best at giving head he’s a little overweight but like he can work it just carful he tries over charging u after he’s done what service u asked for
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik what’s up!? So this lady right here is Cheyanne Johnson. So here’s the gossip! She just recently started dating this guy, who yup you guessed it, is in jail 🤦. She’s literally never met him on road. Let alone kissed him or even slept with him. The first time she’s even laid eyes on this kid was through a glass window. Now normal people get to know the person on the other side of the wall before going full force into a crazy relationship. But nope, not her! She met him once and now there getting married, having a baby. And he’s the love of her life 😂😂 when rumor has it, he just wanted someone to talk to to pass the time, and wait for his trial. This girl is so easy to convince, you could tell her that the sky is green and she’d believe you. She’s a closet junkie, goes around the world in her little bedroom, gets knocked up so her family can take care of her kids. And the cry and complain when she’s not aloud to see them or talk to them. She goes off about how her ex boyfriend passed away and how hard it is for her to get over. When in all reality her ” ex ” boyfriend wasn’t even her boyfriend at all. He was dating someone else the whole time. But in her head ” they were together ” ( they were only ” together ” while he was in jail ) She doesn’t even know this guy she’s with right now. and she’s talking like he’s a king, like he’d do anything for her 😂😂 YOUR JUST SOMEONE HE CAN TALK TO, but she’s so desperate for love she can’t see past his intentions. But anyways that’s the gossip Nik, have a good day
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nick, this is Mekayla Parsley, or Smith. Shes an alcoholic pepsi head who doesn’t deserve her child. She cheats on every boyfriend shes ever had. And is a compulsive liar. She doesnt care about anyone unless there is some sort of gain for her. She even complains going to visit her OWN CHILD is a burden. Yes she has to VISIT her child. Her mother is looking after the darling angel cause she told her mother she would rather party and do pepsi then deal with her daughter. She has a gambling issue and used all her child support/ child benefits at cowboys. She used to be a sleezy car saleswoman for house of cars but got fired for screwing all her co workers. She barley showers or keeps up with her own hygiene. Guys have complained that they couldn’t go down on her cause she smelt so bad. So ladies watch your man if she’s around and men if you get caught in her spiderweb of manipulation lulation at least wrap it twice and soak it in bleach after.