Ally Kaylee F Cayenne of Calgary

Ally Kaylee F Cayenne of Calgary

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Allison Cayenne is the most messed up girl in Calgary. She lies to everyone, steals from her own friends and family, and is an absolute charity case. Shes having a kid any day now, but everyone knows she’s going to be a terrible mother. She doesn’t even brush her teeth, how the f**k is she going to take care of a kid? I’m pretty sure her baby is a meth baby. She’s been smoking drugs her entire pregnancy. I feel bad for the guy having her kid, too. She used to be the biggest floozy in all of Calgary before she got knocked up. She has no class. She has cheated on every single guy she’s dated. She used to sell herself for money, drugs, and alcohol. I feel bad for the guy she’s with now, because she never even shaves her legs. I can only imagine that’s not the only thing she doesn’t shave. She cut off all her hair in 2013 when she went psycho and had to go to the psych ward. She’ll probably be one of those girls that live off welfare with 5 different baby dads. She’s as ghetto as they come. She used to beat up her exes, get into fights at school, and occasionally “bro scraps” for “fun.”

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  1. Big bad WolfeMay 23, 2018 at 6:42 PM

    A quick Facebook creep clarifies she’s a hood rat native that posts nothing but her hood rat drama. Nothing new, move along…

  2. BatmanApril 8, 2018 at 3:45 AM

    Hey u beautiful!!! Lol

  3. Skankhunt42March 8, 2018 at 7:50 PM

    I’m surprised she didn’t name her kid Crystal methane.

  4. StellarJanuary 7, 2018 at 1:07 AM

    I don’t think this mouth breather has ever owned a tooth brush. When she stayed over I never seen her brush her teeth.

  5. DJanuary 5, 2018 at 4:18 PM

    Lol this is all definitely made up but it was a good read

  6. HahaJanuary 5, 2018 at 3:59 PM

    Get a life you miserable person CARLISHA STARLIGHT