Andrea Swail: Just a question
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Andrea Swail. I have never known anyone more up their own a55-she seriously thinks she’s the most gorgeous woman in the city and treats everyone like sh1t and I’m just like….really?? Because I think she looks like what happens when a clown rapes a pig. Am I right, or is she as beautiful as she thinks?
— City population: 1