Andrew Coppin-Britton of Calgary
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ladies and Gents, may I present to you a Mister Andrew Coppin-Britton. This punk right here has TWO children and another on on they way! He flies from girl to girl and won’t break up with anyone until he knows he has another place to go because he can’t afford to support himself. He ALWAYS has at least 2 girls on the go if not more. His favourite lines include; “you are perfect for me and everything is right when I’m with you,” “I want you to have my baby so we can start a happy family and never breakup” and of course the reliable old “if you ever left me I’d kill myself.” Don’t be fooled by this baby face. He will chew you up and spit you out like you were nothing more than a sunflower seed. He will try to slit his wrists anytime you accuse him of cheating or try to break up with him. He will tell everyone you beat him and abused him when you DO break up so be prepared for that as well. This BOY knows how to play them game very well, but has a hard time hiding his anger issues. He’s got a record a mile long and warrant out for his arrest. His hobbies include: sleeping with your best friend, smoking meth, snorting Pepsi, and spending 600$ and month on shatter and always asking for money to get new tattoos. He never makes time for his children and denies they are his. But he will definitely want one with you! Watch out for this f**k boy ladies, or do all of us out here that have been used and abused a favor, beat him at his own game!