Andrew Coppin-Britton of Calgary

Andrew Coppin-Britton of Calgary

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ladies and Gents, may I present to you a Mister Andrew Coppin-Britton. This punk right here has TWO children and another on on they way! He flies from girl to girl and won’t break up with anyone until he knows he has another place to go because he can’t afford to support himself. He ALWAYS has at least 2 girls on the go if not more. His favourite lines include; “you are perfect for me and everything is right when I’m with you,” “I want you to have my baby so we can start a happy family and never breakup” and of course the reliable old “if you ever left me I’d kill myself.” Don’t be fooled by this baby face. He will chew you up and spit you out like you were nothing more than a sunflower seed. He will try to slit his wrists anytime you accuse him of cheating or try to break up with him. He will tell everyone you beat him and abused him when you DO break up so be prepared for that as well. This BOY knows how to play them game very well, but has a hard time hiding his anger issues. He’s got a record a mile long and warrant out for his arrest. His hobbies include: sleeping with your best friend, smoking meth, snorting Pepsi, and spending 600$ and month on shatter and always asking for money to get new tattoos. He never makes time for his children and denies they are his. But he will definitely want one with you! Watch out for this f**k boy ladies, or do all of us out here that have been used and abused a favor, beat him at his own game!

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  1. AwesomeMarch 14, 2018 at 6:21 PM

    I love this because frankly it’s very accurate I’ve known this pal for a few years now and my impression is so to speak a cheating lie! It blows me out of the water that he’s been given chances when he does nothing but mess around shame on this new lady for condoning the behaviour!!! These women deserve gold awards for putting up with the garbage and mistreating for so long just remember all your strong independent women “the trash takes itself out”

    • Skanky Little HomewreckerMarch 16, 2018 at 8:30 AM

      I’m not “condoning” anything. People grow up, obviously you and everyone else commenting on this hasn’t. Doesn’t mean Andrew hasn’t. Lots of people have cheated before and stopped. You all need to grow up and stop being internet warriors, it’s kinda pathetic. And nah, those b**ches don’t deserve anything, if anyone deserves a gold star, it’s Andrew for putting up with all those nasty crazy girls.

  2. colewhalleykazlukinukFebruary 15, 2018 at 2:35 PM

    this kids a skinner goof! we always hated him he doesn’t deserve to have kids. we were never close but he always used us too we hope he dies

    • Skanky Little HomewreckerMarch 16, 2018 at 8:31 AM

      Someone’s got some pent up anger. Hoping someone dies? That’s beyond pathetic. You have no right to be saying anything when you wish death upon someone, you think that makes you a good person, or cool. Grow up Cole.

  3. Skanky Little HomewreckerFebruary 9, 2018 at 4:46 PM

    I find this hilarious that you guys decided to bring me into your pathetic little spit fight. How about you all get a life and leave Andrew alone. Joni b*t*h, you’re the one who told him to leave you alone and never talk to you again. As for his kids with Brianna, he sees them every goddamn weekend. So how about you all keep your cum guzzling mouths shut and take care of your kids

  4. YuckFebruary 5, 2018 at 10:36 PM

    I couldn’t imagine being a father and having a life like that having to be with and have Babies with big women so they can support you what kind of man are you? Ghetto forest lawn dead beat trash

  5. DeadbeatFebruary 2, 2018 at 10:00 AM

    You guys seem to enjoy throwing the baby mommas under the bus, but at least they aren’t the ones running away from their responsibilities. Take a look at Andrew. Blowing money on tattoos, playing “daddy of the year” when he never sees his kids. He can’t hold a job to save his life because he’s a kleptomaniac that steals from tills. He will get his when both mothers end up taking him to court for child support. Isn’t that going to suck because then how is he supposed to support himself? Oh wait. The skanky little homewrecker will support his stupid ass because as you know, Stupid is as stupid does.

    • Skanky Little HomewreckerFebruary 10, 2018 at 8:30 PM

      FYI: Andrew and Brianna were not together when me and Andrew started talking and their relationship had failed way before I even came into the picture. So nice try on the Homewrecker comment. But I love that you talk about me. :)

    • JenniferFebruary 2, 2018 at 11:04 AM

      Yeah I told his new home wrecker off on Facebook yesterday and threw support behind the mom font his two kids, and what did it get me? My account suspended by Facebook. Oh well – I’m sure Faith Ian proud of herself . Same with Joni – they helped destroy a single mothers relationship just as much as crooked limpd*ck ink addict Andrew did. Women like us wouldn’t give someone with such a disgusting soul the time of day

      • MerpFebruary 5, 2018 at 8:17 PM

        Okay it’s not cool to sit and bash Joni when its his fault too. He chose to cheat and not use protection

  6. That's me!January 31, 2018 at 1:49 AM

    This is honestly hilarious. If anyone wants to see what Joni’s house looks like hit me up. She let’s her kids live in filth. Like. It’s so disgusting. I have tons of pictures from when i was living there. It was a straight up health hazard and she’s lucky to even have her kids at all. She’ll get hers. Hahaha. God this is awesome

  7. CrazyJanuary 25, 2018 at 3:51 PM

    Lol is someone a little butt hurt that they got ditched cause they were acting like a child… Miss.joni?

  8. That's me!January 22, 2018 at 6:56 PM

    I’m more of a doctor pepper person but I’ll take what I can get.

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