Got Milk?!

Got Milk?!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jay. You will find him on dating sights such as POF and Tinder. This douche bag will date you, mate you, then bounce. After five dates, we had sex. This loser took off the condom right before he blew his load on me! He actually got me pregnant. Called him and it went to VM. Left a message and never heard back. Steer clear of this winner, ladies!

You couldn’t even get his last name after five dates? Also, waiting until date five to make love is pretty impressive. My buddy Lonnie (he is a lover too) always waits until date seven. He says, “you really need to treat a Lady right, to feel her soul when you make love. If you don’t understand their needs from top to bottom, who are you as a man? It takes me seven amazing conversations and hand holding before I would feel honored to make love.”– nik

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  1. GonzoSeptember 6, 2017 at 11:57 AM

    ” This loser took off the condom right before he blew his load on me! He actually got me pregnant”

    OP, if it was “on” you, how did he get you pregnant?

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