Jolene Roberts has no shame

Jolene Roberts has no shame

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Everyone meet Calgary’s dirtiest MILF: Jolene Roberts. She looks like God tried to fuse Mila Kunis with Barbara Streisand and doomed the world with the monstrous creation we call Jolene, instead. This 34 year old blow-sniffing, attention seeking, poor example of a mother spends her days partying with 18-26 year olds. Jolene doesn’t seem to give a damn about the fact that she looks like a desperate slut, spreading her legs for whoever looks at her twice. She dated a guy ten years her junior for about two years and her dumbass went back to him over and over again, after she caught him cheating and texting other girls pretty much EVERY day. She tries to play the victim but the funniest thing is that, she turns around every time she breaks it off with him and f*cks a new guy, then runs back to her psycho boyfriend because nobody else will take her seriously. Jolene once cut up her wrists over her loser ex-boyfriend and sent photos to literally every person on her Snapchat. Who the f*ck does that?! This flat-assed rat with a botched boob job has two kids that she never sees, and probably for a damn good reason. The woman can’t seem to crawl out of her pepsi-fueled f*ckfest long enough to take a minute to try and get her kids back in her life. She’s constantly in between jobs as a maid, but soon enough, she will most likely be selling her nasty twat to old men on backpage; nobody will hire an irresponsible drug-addict who doesn’t show up because she stays up all night tweaking. You’re probably wondering by now, “Why does this bitch hang out with kids 10 years younger than her?” The answer is simple: these drunk, pepsied-out losers don’t know any better. Don’t be fooled, Calgary, Jolene may seem sweet, but underneath the piles of leathery, wrinkled tan skin and silicone, she’s basically Satan with chicken-legs.

— OP if your so smart, lets do some math.  How many times can 18 or 26 go into 34? 

https://thedirty.com/?p=2254582

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  1. RobGApril 10, 2019 at 7:18 AM

    So there I was lying in bed bored as hell at 2am this morning when for whatever freak reason this website popped up in my thoughts. I figured wth I’ll check it out since it had been a few years since the last time I skimmed through the site. To my disbelief I come across another post about Jojo. SMDH… I can’t believe the crap that I am reading here but it is, at the same time, kind of funny because the op is an absolute moron and obviously a lame scandalous jealous female. Jojo if you read this you know who I am because I defended you in the last bs post about you back in 2016.
    I met Jolene back at the end of 2015. We kicked it off pretty good because of our love for fitness and bodybuilding. Not only was Jojo a super beautiful woman, she was a super cool chick as well, passionate about the things she believes in and her love for her daughters was always apparent as she constantly spoke of them. We went out for coffee multiple times, and not once did Jo “spread her legs for me because I was looking twice her way”. By no means am I an ugly guy, in fact I probably have a better physique then these f**k boys talking ish in this thread guaranteed. Jolene and I hit it off good but eventually because of our busy schedules we kind of just faded away from each other. I’m not going to lie, I had a huge crush on her but I never made a move on it because of my respect for Jolene and the stuff she was going through at the time. Only an absolute pos would take advantage of someone at a time when they are going through hell in their life. I do check in on her from time to time on social media but it has been a hot minute since we last spoke… then I see this garbage, again!
    Jo this is my message to you. Ignore this trash, don’t feed your positive energy into garbage like this because when you give something attention and energy you give it life and meaning. You are to smart and to beautiful a soul to give crap like this any attention. I hope wherever you are you are doing well in your life, spending as much time with your girls as possible and most of all still training and planning to compete because when you are in contest shape you have an absolutely sick shredded physique! Your love for life, your kids and your positive attitude are some of the things I loved most about you. Stay positive, stay focused, keep your head up and keep your girls close to you. In this world you, your family and your children are all that really matters and please.. give no attention to the HATERS and COWARDS because like I said when you give these fools attention you validate them and give them life and meaning and a coward deserves no attention or validation! Keep doing you Jojo! xoxoxo as your friend I will always have your back Jojo without question.
    I love and hate this website simultaneously. I hate because of the lies and slander people post to try and hurt others they wish they were, yet at the same time, it’s funny because it really shows just how many absolute COWARDS there are out in the world hiding behind their screens and keyboards.
    This post is pure hoe ish, OP if you had any type of courage or “balls” so to speak you would have said all this to Jolene’s face and not post it up on an internet site like a COWARD! The internet really has brought out all the closet cowards world wide since it’s creation.
    Everyone has their problems, their demons.. the important thing is is how you deal with those issues and keep moving forward in life. I hope the op can find a solution to whatever her problem is (which is obviously a mental issue) and move forward with her petty pathetic little life and be someone more positive instead of acting like a lame little 12 year old gossip girl.

  2. TonySeptember 20, 2018 at 11:53 PM

    What is her number. I want to do her.

  3. SeeuNextTuesJuly 26, 2018 at 11:50 PM

    Nastyyyyy!!! Look at the botched implants. Probably sucked off some Mexican dr to do it. Disgusting wrinkled used up thing. Yikes! like it looks like a diaper tried to wear makeup

  4. narffyJune 7, 2018 at 3:46 PM

    She’s 34. My mother is 55 and looks younger than her.

  5. DJune 3, 2018 at 10:35 AM

    Lol Jolene you got outed on Chantelle’s Facebook for trying to hook up with her DAD…anyone on here sticking up for this loser…hide your fathers

  6. JayMay 22, 2018 at 10:25 AM

    Lolll Karma …Stop sleeping around Chantelle.. Or what are you go steal some more bikes and you breaking entries with Mat

  7. JayMay 22, 2018 at 10:24 AM

    Lolll Karma …Stop sleeping around Chantelle.. Or what are you go steal some more bikes and you breaking entries with your old boyfriend

  8. TellyMay 21, 2018 at 5:27 PM

    I never posted this but about time she got some karma lying bitch

  9. JoshMay 21, 2018 at 5:25 PM

    Girl was messaging me on Craig’s list last week glad to know

  10. MannnnnMay 21, 2018 at 3:24 AM

    She’s 32! Looks better then u Chantelle lol

    • JayMay 22, 2018 at 10:48 AM

      Thanks

  11. MannnnnMay 21, 2018 at 3:22 AM

    Looks like Jolene had haters cuz she’s hot ! Lollllll move on hater

  12. TigreMay 20, 2018 at 4:41 PM

    I’d love to turn her into my own wilf. She is seriously pretty and sexy.

  13. Georgia97May 20, 2018 at 2:08 PM

    OP: Bitter, table of one?

  14. Big poppiMay 20, 2018 at 11:56 AM

    What’s yo name u cute

  15. Atomic blondeMay 20, 2018 at 10:27 AM

    I kno this girl! And my god.. she has aged like a fine wine. OP, clearly you’re jealous! This cougar is hot as f. And I’m a chick so that speaks volumes for itself! She’s So hot apparently guys half her age want a piece. Stop hatin on a girl who’s prettier than u. Shame on u op! Jealousy is a very unattractive quality.

    • JayMay 22, 2018 at 10:50 AM

      Love u

    • JayMay 22, 2018 at 10:48 AM

      Thanks girl ;)

  16. REALIST ONEMay 20, 2018 at 9:59 AM

    OP, AFTER READING OF YOUR LOVE FOR JOLENE, ITS SAFE TO ASSUME YOU DONT REALIZE WHAT THE ACRONYM MILF STANDS FOR? OR YOU ARE INTO OXYMORONS? OR YOU ARE A MORON?

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