Jolene Roberts has no shame

Jolene Roberts has no shame

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Everyone meet Calgary’s dirtiest MILF: Jolene Roberts. She looks like God tried to fuse Mila Kunis with Barbara Streisand and doomed the world with the monstrous creation we call Jolene, instead. This 34 year old blow-sniffing, attention seeking, poor example of a mother spends her days partying with 18-26 year olds. Jolene doesn’t seem to give a damn about the fact that she looks like a desperate slut, spreading her legs for whoever looks at her twice. She dated a guy ten years her junior for about two years and her dumbass went back to him over and over again, after she caught him cheating and texting other girls pretty much EVERY day. She tries to play the victim but the funniest thing is that, she turns around every time she breaks it off with him and f*cks a new guy, then runs back to her psycho boyfriend because nobody else will take her seriously. Jolene once cut up her wrists over her loser ex-boyfriend and sent photos to literally every person on her Snapchat. Who the f*ck does that?! This flat-assed rat with a botched boob job has two kids that she never sees, and probably for a damn good reason. The woman can’t seem to crawl out of her pepsi-fueled f*ckfest long enough to take a minute to try and get her kids back in her life. She’s constantly in between jobs as a maid, but soon enough, she will most likely be selling her nasty twat to old men on backpage; nobody will hire an irresponsible drug-addict who doesn’t show up because she stays up all night tweaking. You’re probably wondering by now, “Why does this bitch hang out with kids 10 years younger than her?” The answer is simple: these drunk, pepsied-out losers don’t know any better. Don’t be fooled, Calgary, Jolene may seem sweet, but underneath the piles of leathery, wrinkled tan skin and silicone, she’s basically Satan with chicken-legs.

— OP if your so smart, lets do some math.  How many times can 18 or 26 go into 34?

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  1. TonySeptember 20, 2018 at 11:53 PM

    What is her number. I want to do her.

  2. SeeuNextTuesJuly 26, 2018 at 11:50 PM

    Nastyyyyy!!! Look at the botched implants. Probably sucked off some Mexican dr to do it. Disgusting wrinkled used up thing. Yikes! like it looks like a diaper tried to wear makeup

  3. narffyJune 7, 2018 at 3:46 PM

    She’s 34. My mother is 55 and looks younger than her.

  4. DJune 3, 2018 at 10:35 AM

    Lol Jolene you got outed on Chantelle’s Facebook for trying to hook up with her DAD…anyone on here sticking up for this loser…hide your fathers

  5. JayMay 22, 2018 at 10:25 AM

    Lolll Karma …Stop sleeping around Chantelle.. Or what are you go steal some more bikes and you breaking entries with Mat

  6. JayMay 22, 2018 at 10:24 AM

    Lolll Karma …Stop sleeping around Chantelle.. Or what are you go steal some more bikes and you breaking entries with your old boyfriend

  7. TellyMay 21, 2018 at 5:27 PM

    I never posted this but about time she got some karma lying bitch

  8. JoshMay 21, 2018 at 5:25 PM

    Girl was messaging me on Craig’s list last week glad to know

  9. MannnnnMay 21, 2018 at 3:24 AM

    She’s 32! Looks better then u Chantelle lol

    • JayMay 22, 2018 at 10:48 AM


  10. MannnnnMay 21, 2018 at 3:22 AM

    Looks like Jolene had haters cuz she’s hot ! Lollllll move on hater

  11. TigreMay 20, 2018 at 4:41 PM

    I’d love to turn her into my own wilf. She is seriously pretty and sexy.

  12. Georgia97May 20, 2018 at 2:08 PM

    OP: Bitter, table of one?

  13. Big poppiMay 20, 2018 at 11:56 AM

    What’s yo name u cute

  14. Atomic blondeMay 20, 2018 at 10:27 AM

    I kno this girl! And my god.. she has aged like a fine wine. OP, clearly you’re jealous! This cougar is hot as f. And I’m a chick so that speaks volumes for itself! She’s So hot apparently guys half her age want a piece. Stop hatin on a girl who’s prettier than u. Shame on u op! Jealousy is a very unattractive quality.

    • JayMay 22, 2018 at 10:50 AM

      Love u

    • JayMay 22, 2018 at 10:48 AM

      Thanks girl ;)

  15. REALIST ONEMay 20, 2018 at 9:59 AM