Jolene Roberts has no shame
THE DIRTY ARMY: Everyone meet Calgary’s dirtiest MILF: Jolene Roberts. She looks like God tried to fuse Mila Kunis with Barbara Streisand and doomed the world with the monstrous creation we call Jolene, instead. This 34 year old blow-sniffing, attention seeking, poor example of a mother spends her days partying with 18-26 year olds. Jolene doesn’t seem to give a damn about the fact that she looks like a desperate slut, spreading her legs for whoever looks at her twice. She dated a guy ten years her junior for about two years and her dumbass went back to him over and over again, after she caught him cheating and texting other girls pretty much EVERY day. She tries to play the victim but the funniest thing is that, she turns around every time she breaks it off with him and f*cks a new guy, then runs back to her psycho boyfriend because nobody else will take her seriously. Jolene once cut up her wrists over her loser ex-boyfriend and sent photos to literally every person on her Snapchat. Who the f*ck does that?! This flat-assed rat with a botched boob job has two kids that she never sees, and probably for a damn good reason. The woman can’t seem to crawl out of her pepsi-fueled f*ckfest long enough to take a minute to try and get her kids back in her life. She’s constantly in between jobs as a maid, but soon enough, she will most likely be selling her nasty twat to old men on backpage; nobody will hire an irresponsible drug-addict who doesn’t show up because she stays up all night tweaking. You’re probably wondering by now, “Why does this bitch hang out with kids 10 years younger than her?” The answer is simple: these drunk, pepsied-out losers don’t know any better. Don’t be fooled, Calgary, Jolene may seem sweet, but underneath the piles of leathery, wrinkled tan skin and silicone, she’s basically Satan with chicken-legs.
— OP if your so smart, lets do some math. How many times can 18 or 26 go into 34?