DJ Freeloader Nick Demarte
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Nick Demarte and his sidechick-turned-sole-provider Dawn. He was with his former girlfriend for 17 years, they have a 12 year old son together. He has been cheating on her for nearly a year with this box blonde bridge troll and it all just got brought to light.
Here are some highlights:
- He has never had a job, and freeloaded off of his unsuspecting girlfriend for the last 17 years.
- He is a 37 year old wannabe rapper. He goes by Nickeleye Wiseguy and you can youtube some of his greatest hits including “Bedazzle Deez Nuts.” I’m not making this feces up.
- He had sex with his side chick (Dawn Marie Rose Faubert Browning — they really like their 600 names in the ghetto) all over his longterm girlfriends house (including the bed, kitchen sink, couch, floor) while his girlfriend was working and their son was upstairs in his room.
- When he was caught in his sick little double life, he got on his bike and biked away like the little b*tch he is. Sidechick Dawn welcomed him back with open arms (and legs) though. Classy lady.
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- Dawn claimed she didn’t know about Nick’s girlfriend, but was surrounded by photos of her and her belongings, while she banged him in their bed. Girl is either a straight up liar or dumb as toast. Likely both.
- His teeth are rotting out of his head and he is balding, but he truly believes he is going to make it as a rapper. He wants to be 18, told sidechick Dawn he was 32 (to get closer to her age of 24), but is actually 37. The lies just don’t end with this guy.
- He said his girlfriend wasn’t supporting his rap dreams (thats why he cheated). She paid for everything–mortgage, phone, clothes, groceries, pets, every single bill. Even gave him half her tax return every year.
- He has been trying to get his sidechick Dawn pregnant (after an already failed attempt) so that he can start the whole 18 year freeloading process all over again, and she is dumb as dirt and is all in!
- She believes it is true love, so much in fact that she got a pineapple tattooed on her vagina. (he calls her his pineapple princess. look the song up. yes, this is a true story). But she claims to still love her ex baby daddy, and runs back to bang him every other day. Sounds like the next Romeo and Juliette to me!
- She also gets drunk every day, among other things, while her 8 year old son is in her home.
- If you see him, stay far, he has an admitted foot fetish and loves going down on Dawn the sloth while she is on her rag.
- He promised his only son that he would be back home, but he left him hanging just like he has left every responsibility he has ever had. He has turned his back on every family member he has (son, sisters, dad) and even used his mom passing away last month as an excuse to run the street with pineapple tw*t. He was too busy two-timing to help plan the funeral.
These two low lifes deserve each other. I am patiently awaiting for his first album to drop. Now that his girlfriend has given him the boot, he will actually be able to rap about the streets because he will be living on them.