THE DIRTY ARMY: This little wanna be model doesn’t understand the the only thing she should be on is a bag of dog food. This woman seems to think it’s ok to sleep with her Husband’s friends. Not only does this poor excuse for a wife burn everything she cooks she burns every bridge she has. There are good reasons that her husband didn’t even wanna sleep with her. Let’s just say rotten hamburger belongs in the garbage not your underwear. To the guys taking a roll in the hay with this one, I hope you like it extra cheesy! I guess all her brains are in her ass after all. Those who know her knows she is incapable of holding an intelligent conversation. It’s also a very well know fact that even tho she thinks her nickname is Tash everyone knows it’s Trash.
–the cornhole of Cornwall