Heather Murphy — Heather Is Hated

Heather Murphy — Heather Is Hated

THE DIRTY ARMY: Heather is the most intolerable person most people will ever encounter. She posts constant reminders to be kind to others, but still struggles with it. She can’t help but give backhanded compliments and straight up insults to strangers and friends alike. She can’t hide her disdain for those that are thin. She bashes people who are more overweight than her, even if they have a disease that causes it (PCOS). Despite all this, she does nothing to lose weight. More often than not, she will have 2-3 lunches. She talks behind everyone’s back. And I mean everyone. Heather even blocked her best friend on Facebook and told her she doesn’t have an account.

She constantly sees the worst in people and needs to discuss their flaws. She has been fired from numerous jobs for unprofessionalism. She cheated on her husband with his best friend and the divorce resulted in her having to file for bankruptcy in her early twenties. She still plays the victim though, not taking any responsibility for her actions. Heather goes to nightclubs and apparently sleeps with people (not sure who would want to sleep with that ditch pig) then brings it up in inappropriate situations. Loudly proclaiming she might be pregnant from a one night stand, seemingly boasting about her disgusting ways. She supports local anti-abortion movements, yet admitted she would likely get one herself if she got pregnant. The best part is that her parents are devout Christians and she pretends she is too. If they only knew…


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  1. Spider-ManAugust 17, 2018 at 8:01 AM

    and she’s getting married

  2. Spider-ManAugust 16, 2018 at 11:30 PM

    . Is all this just recently?. Wheres the fiancé?

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