Husband of the year – Jacob Albertson
THE DIRTY ARMY: Jacob Albertson is a total liar. I slept with him a few times since he got me a job for the company he says he is the general manager of, turns out he’s married with 2 children under the age of 4! I feel Terrible for his wife as I have learned this is not the first time he’s had an affair and I doubt it’ll be the last (he talks about trying to fuk the secretary in his office, before I started sleeping with him). I wanted to warn any women living in the area or who apply to work for the company he works with that this Pepsi loving pig is married, he expects favors for getting you hired on if your a woman it’ll start slow with drinks after work then he becomes very forward about what he expects in return for employment, living out allowance and truck allowance. He puts on a good act seemingly professional, country boy who loved hunting and the outdoors…… But he really is just a liar who uses his position in his company to fuk women, steal fuel from the “dumb chugs” he works for (apparently he’s a racists pig too, those are his words) and hide from his wife and kids to disrespect them in ever way possible.
— Yogi isn’t even safe.