Chris (Glo-Boi) Ryan of Dartmouth
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this stick bug ass of a man Chris (Glo-Boi) Ryan doesn’t see his son or take care of him ever. He claims he got money, but won’t even buy his son diapers. He falls in love and turns into a monkey. He’s obsessed with everyone. He lives off his mother & barely can buy food for himself. He steals his sister’s weed and has a crush on Danny Smith. He’s dirty asf. He talks on everyone’s name, but has yet to meet up with anyone. He lied about robbing someone and tying them up just to get attention. He’s a low life nobody and has no friends left cause he never shuts up about other people. Ladies, watch out, he’ll tell ya he wants to go for a walk in point pleasant park, he might try n juice ya on the rocks.