Dirty Dogs Dirt Bag – Nicole Barbour
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nicole Barbour is by far the dirtiest b1tch in hamilton. She gets drunk and fuks anything with a d1ck and booze to give her. I’ve lost count on how many times she’s called me drunk as sh1t and came over to star fish in my bed while I fuked her. Come to find out, she’s fuked my entire group of friends too. I see her leave a sloppy mess at the bars and hanging off a different guy every time. You can just call her anytime for a free fuk if you would wanted. She doesn’t do much in the bedroom and she isn’t all the tight but it’s free for that taking and easy as fuk to get. Sloppy disgusting pig. But hey. Married or not – Nicole will fuk you and your dad too and friends and extended family. Slooooooot
— Nailed it.