Abi Rosella D’este – Bragger of Kelowna
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet the greasiest horse in town. Abi Rosella D’Este, she thinks she’s an actor, dancer, model, and mechanic but she’s just a fake and she knows it. FYI Abi you can’t dance or fix cars for your life. You cheat on all of your ex’s ( including me) sadly and it’s no town secret that you’re a floozy and suck at riding the bull at the Corral. Your smile is so fake it’s like you’re naaying everyday to the other poor horses out there with your gums. You’re shaped like a moving box and have saggy crosseyed looking t1ts but you think you’re hot sh1t and advertise yourself as a ” curvy model” while you’re the farthest thing from curves you’re just a straight line. Damn Ab even the horses are jealous of the mile of gums you have between your upper lip and front teeth. Also your ” live, love, laugh tattoo” is ugly as fuck and I don’t know why somebody would want grandma kitchen saying tattooed on them and your foot tattoo looks like a big giant bloody welt. You talk so much trash about all of your girlfriends wishing you were as pretty and successful as they are, and by the way you’re right.. they ARE way prettier and more successful than you will ever be. F*ck, I feel bad for your nigga baby as it’s name is pretty black, you may as well name your text one DaQuan or FriedChickenEsha’. Its f*ckin embarrassing to always see you begging for free baby shit all the time and stuff for your house on facebook. You should have thought better before having kids with a loser Ab. I guess you lost me by cheatin now it won’t be long until either your loser bf cheats on you or you cheat on him. either way karma is a b1tch Abi and so are you.
–– OP she might have sucked at bull riding but is sounds like you had no problem saddling her.