Kelowna Pervert Metodi Sarisky

Kelowna Pervert Metodi Sarisky

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look out girls. Here’s Kelowna’s very own “bachelor” Metodi Sarisky. Dont worry if he has a girlfriend, he’ll still sleep with anything as long as you’re into orgies, okay wit drd and being drugged on occasion while he sleeps with chicks beside you >.< Kelowna creepers at their finest. He loves going for his friends girlfriends and is always on the lurk. He claims he hustles hard and has no hand outs,but his Instagram is pictures full of driving boats and bikes that aren’t even his and begging dms lol. He tell all of us how he is going to marry us and have kids. And once you catch onto him, he’s worse than a deranged stalker. Fellow servers, run fast! This has to be the most inflated case of fat kid got his hands on steroids with his blonde Pepsi floozy sidekick.

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  1. KayDecember 4, 2017 at 6:03 PM

    Ew he tried so hard to get with me all summer.. kept sticking his D in my face n it wrecked like fish. He’s gross

  2. TruthbetoldNovember 20, 2017 at 4:06 PM