Paige Davison of Kingston, Ontario
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how many people has this poster child for DRDs Paige Davison f**ked over? My piece of sh*t ex and I hired her to babysit the kids, and we had no end of problems. She was the cause of our five year marriage coming to an end, and she left my ex infected with an DRD, who passed it on to me. One time we went out for dinner and returned to find her lying on the carpet in front of the television set rubbing herself against a couch pillow watching porn. I was never really convinced the kids were safe in her care. Needless to say, she left that night never to return. She stole anything that wasn’t nailed down- cash, checks, raised the kids’ piggy banks. She’s a horrible excuse for a person, Nik.