Bailey Darago of Medicine Hat
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Bailey Darago, grade 11 drop out. Faux engaged at 18 from a rando she met on Tinder. She decided to continue her life living off the blood and sweat of hardworking men she was able to put under her shi**y “alternative” girls facade with her horribly infected piercings and prison stepdad tattoos. Being unemployed without a single item to her name, one would find it hard to find a suitor at all times, but surprisingly from her complexion, she opens her legs for any guy who gives her the smallest shade of attention even if all they have is a couch in an unfinished basement. IF you make the mistake of trusting this mutt with anything you’ll turn around and she will be having a threesome on your couch with your uncle and best friend. Be warned medhat/brooks/tilley- she’s a transporter, too.