Carleen Smyke — Gold Digging Slore
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nic, meet the infamous Carleen Smyke, known for her big boobs, and opening her fat legs to any d1ck that has lots of money. Pregnant at 14, has to get a DNA test on her daughter, drops her off with people for days at a time, not knowing where she is, but she was out drinking, fuking around with whoever she can find. All in 6 months of her daughter being born. Finally her family stepped in and adopted her, that way she wouldn’t fuk up her life. Fast forward 6 years, get a pregnant again, a boy this time, another DNA test, her boyfriend was actually the father, so he stayed. She leaves him because he wasn’t making enough money, starts dating another guy who just received an inheritance, gets him to buy her a car, gets a house, thinking he has a future with her, until he finds out she’s been cheating on him, with who we thought was just her ex, kicks him out of his own house, keeps the car because he was stupid enough to put it in her name. Gets back with her ex, and finds out she’s pregnant again, and convinces him he is the father. They moved away from Medicine Hat, probably because of all the rumors. She has the baby, than decides she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and gets with her 3rd baby daddy, and gives her boys to the ex, and he moves to calgary with them. Gets pregnant again, has the baby, but decides he doesn’t have enough money anymore, so kicks him back to Medicine Hat, gets with a guy in Kindersley, along with her youngest child, than go to find out that her second baby wasn’t her ex’s son, so she ends up getting him back because her ex doesn’t want to raise another man’s kid. Fast forward a few more years, she gets married, to a rich farmer, and within the first 7 months she gets divorced, because she made trips to Medicine Hat, to cheat on him!!! Thank God he made her sign a pre nuptial agreement!! She moves back to Medicine Hat, and decides to try and pin her second son on another guy, DNA test, negative, and so were the next 5 guys she DNA tested. She still hasn’t found his father. This b1tch should be on the fuking Maury show!!!! Now she has suckered some young guy into marrying her, but he’s still wet behind the ears, and she is really manipulative, so kind of can’t blame him. Men! Keep this face in mind, and if you see her, turn around and run!!!!!! Especially if you have money!