Travis Splitt St. — Catherine Scumbag

Travis Splitt St. — Catherine Scumbag

DIRTY ARMY:  Meet Travis Splitt, the biggest loser in this part of Ontario. Travis screws around on his fat cow of a girlfriend because he can’t get it up with her, but seems to get his semi-erect little d*ck hard for skinny girls who aren’t aware he has DRD’s and DRD’S. Travis is also on the down low, he’s a bi-sexual who hangs out at the local places to hook up for BJ’s, something else his overweight cow seems to avoid knowing. As long as there’s lots of Cheetos and Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, she doesn’t care. Steer clear of this bald loser because you will certainly get a social disease from him and his tiny penis.

–Travis try sticking Cheetos up there instead of a guitar. Then your girlfriend will get excited. You’ll get excited.   

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  1. SupadudeMay 23, 2018 at 1:37 PM

    This post must be a bitter little narrow minded scorned woman by the looks of things..this guy did nothing wrong

  2. TigreMay 4, 2018 at 12:17 PM

    Swapping bro jobs with other dudes doesn’t make him bi sexual. Straight guys do it all the time.

  3. LotusXTCMay 4, 2018 at 11:47 AM

    So this ugly bald dude scores? From what I gather.. You can look like a ditch pig and still be a sexual icon in canada. Imgonna spend my twilight years there. All old n ugly but still a sexpot. Cuz canada doesnt give a damn.