Kentvilles Newest Horse–Katie Challis
THE DIRTY ARMY: Well everyone say hello to the newest dirty whore of the Valley. Miss Katie Challis. She just turned 19 a few months ago, so shes taking all the legal greg she can find. She has no problem getting in the middle of a loving relationship. She has no issue keeping it in the family, from f*cking one brother (got bored of him) then hopped on the next brother. Thanksgiving is going to be hella awkward am I right? She doesnt have the respect for her own bestfriend, she thinks its okay to sleep with the ex boyfriend. She has absolutely no issues sucking you off on her lunch break at the Local Burger King. Shes been whineing shes been in a abusive relationship with a coworker but then seeks comfort from her manager who was in a relationship. Now we know how she got promoted. Blow and Job. Now that shes of age you can find her hitting up the pool table at the Local Doolys. Dont let her cute chubby face fool you. She’ll rob you blind. Money and men. She has no issues keeping it clean. STIs might go away, but STDs wont. Boys better wrap it. Herpes arent fun to have. You’ll often see she uses the classic dog filter on Instagram, why?! Because its all part of being a slutty millennial, low self confidence and low self esteem. She’ll call herself ugly for the likes. Shes not a dumb girl by all means. She knows what shes doing. She has no issues flashing her tits for drinks and cash. I had faith in this girl, Nik. Unfortunately she just became another valley horse. Everyone wants a ride from the self esteem chubby cute girl. No hope for her. Least shes not on hard drugs yet. Sooooo line em’ up fellas. And Ladies WATCH your men carefully.
— Burger King: where you can have it your way. Still wouldn’t want those moles going anywhere near my order. #ew