Maria Ingram of Truro, Nova Scotia
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Maria Ingram may not seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing floozy, but don’t be fooled, in reality, she’s so much more than that. Whether she’s in a relationship, or not, you can find her having three ways with any couples she can, and spreading rumors saying she had three ways with the committed couples who wouldn’t. A warning to the couples who are into this sort of thing and might be in the area: she was diagnosed with DRD in 2015 and lets her victims discover that the hard way. For my poor friend, at least a rumor is better than DRD.