Andrew Smith — Sociopathic limp d1ck
THE DIRTY ARMY:Andrew Smith (insert sad kidney cancer story at Princess Margaret hospital he will have you google) is a manipulative sociopath who uses women and enjoys toying with their minds to let them believe he “is infatuated” with them, only to leave them high and dry. He is emotionally unavailable (think: redundant rock in a pile) and tends to play a victim whilst fluffing his feathers about how much money he makes and how powerful he is at his job. He constantly puts people at danger by texting and driving daily, despite having two daughters at home . He self-admittedly has stated his mental deficiency which makes him a workaholic is what lead to the demise of his marriage. So be warned he will he absent in all regards, only to come back to you when it’s convenient for him. Oh, and as a 43 year old he needs “bags of Cialis” for his ED, so needless to say this chump is as limp as they get. He could barely get it up with it. Ladies stay away- he’s a destroyer of souls despite him foaming at the mouth about self help nonsense.