Andrew Wambolt of Ottawa
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, don’t let this goof Andrew Wambolt fool you. He might seem like a f**kin nerd, but he is a secret scumbag. He plays women by acting like he is interested in rights and feminism and whatever, but it is all a game to get trim. I’ve heard of women who caught him slipping things in their drinks at parties around residence at Algonquin. He has cheated on all of his gfs and laughs about how stupid they are for not knowing. He wants to be a big shot TV host, but the only talent he has is snorting down a lot of pepsi. He thinks he can get away with sh*t because his dad throws around a lot of cake. The sick thing is nobody believes the girls who complain about him because of his image. Help us put this f**k to task.