Biggest Coward From Tinder — Jessica Aoun

Biggest Coward From Tinder — Jessica Aoun

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jessica Aoun: Ottawa/Gatineau’s biggest coward and liar. I thought I found the love of my life on Tinder…well I couldn’t have been more wrong. Where to even start…how about from the top…

Since the first day this bag of trash stepped in to my life, she has done nothing but lie to my face. The first time she ever came over she lied to my face telling me she was on her period as if I was trying to get in her pants when all I did was show her respect because I wanted something real. She voluntary pulled down my pants, reached for my Greg, and started playing with it.

We made a pact to be honest with each other about everything- even our past. She first told me that she’s only been with 4 guys…as our relationship went on, the real truth kept coming out till that number reached 9. I never judged her- we all have a past. All I wanted was honesty and respect, but she’s a compulsive liar and has no idea what the word respect means.

Nobody finds love on Tinder… just PURE SEX. Please keep reading… it gets better.- nik

It doesn’t stop there. We had unprotected sex several times before she told me that she had previously caught a DRD from one of the 9 guys she slept with and that she never had gotten checked for it…whoever is going to touch this trash please be careful. I would double wrap.

When we first started dating she made it clear to me that cheating is not only physical- it can also be emotional…meaning intimately talking to someone. I went through her phone and I caught her having an intimate conversation with a man that she had been talking to behind my back.

The most hurtful part was their conversation on Valentine’s Day talking about hugging each other and sending each other kissing and love emojis. She ignored me that whole day claiming that she was too busy at work to talk to me and that on her break she had an important phone call to take care of…all this was happening behind my back while I was at home cooking us dinner for Valentine’s Day that she didn’t even end up appreciating.

Only God knows what else this cheating coward liar has done behind my back…be careful with this one…once a cheater, always a cheater. This new class of degenerate is the worst thing that ever happened to me. I wish I could even say our relationship was fun. She’s so lazy to the point where if I ever asked her to do anything physical, her poor excuse would be (if we go hiking or biking I’m gonna be too tired and I won’t be able to have sex after). So pathetic this oompa loompa can’t even go up the stairs without losing her breath. Whoever gets this one pregnant will need a wheelchair to get her around. God is definitely watching out for me to not let me end up with this trash….

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  1. ShecantevenmakecraigslistMay 27, 2018 at 8:20 PM

    Lmaoooo I’m sooo not surprised to see this hoe on here and i gurantee everything written there is not far from the truth….this girl is and always was the biggest hoe, just seeks any guys attention even if he has a girlfriend it’s about time someone put this bitch on blast!

  2. shegavememuskahSeptember 6, 2017 at 10:34 AM

    Pretty sure we ran a train on this ting in a burger king washroom