Colleen Noble of Ottawa

Colleen Noble of Ottawa

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Colleen Noble. A pill popping junkie who goes around talking crap about everyone. She and her husband have a crappy rock band where she plays at her church. Her singing sucks but people don’t tell her because they want to be nice. Her and her family are trash. Her husband is a bum. Her son and daughter are also a bums who never amounted to anything and currently couch hop from one place to another. She pops pills while tending the children at the church she attends and was even caught once doing it and got into a fight in the parking lot with another parent over it. She threatens people by saying she’s going to call a lawyer and sue them when people post about her and the things that she does on social media.

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  1. GripcourseAugust 27, 2018 at 2:22 PM

    Colleen N wears too much make-up. Daughter wears wedding dresses, but then dresses provocatively on Instagram. Son has anger issues, but is only kind to those he loves. Church is not for skateboarding, it does not work with traditional religion. They are modern people who follow Christianity its a bit of a oxy-moron. Other sects of this church are more traditional so I think they all need to line up together with the same vision.

  2. tdotJune 6, 2018 at 5:02 PM

    This is pure lies and slander. Her and her family dedicate their lives to helping people. They are actually 100% not pill popping junkies. Her husband is guarantee one of the smartest persons you will ever frickin meet. Her kids defitnity are not bums, and they all have very nice homes. Her son is a very awesome dude and he is the owner of a skate company, her daughter is a really freakin amazing person with a very successful job and is also a professional photographer. If that brief description of her kids does not amount to something then yall are smoking crack. This is all completely total crap… This family is beyond amazing.

    • Pizza Da HuttJune 7, 2018 at 9:30 AM

      The whole family is trash. Just need to post up the husband and daughter.

      • tdotJune 14, 2018 at 5:21 PM

        you mean you need time to come up with some more lies… so pathetic..

  3. Charlie BownerJune 3, 2018 at 2:05 PM

    Lol I wouldn’t doubt anything that’s been said in this post or in the post about her family. The whole family is garbage.

  4. GordMay 30, 2018 at 7:36 AM

    The guy or girl posting these lies about genuinely good people is a useless piece of trash. Coward.

    • Skateboarder From The 613May 30, 2018 at 10:08 AM

      I’ve attended the church and have had encounters with these people. They pretend to be genuine to hide their shame. Colleen and her family are a joke. James is a creep who hangs around skateparks and a church taking pics of children, the daughter Trinity sells drug laced cupcakes and the father and mother are heavy drug users. And word from guys that I know in the bmx communiy is James swarmed and assaulted someone with the church youth group and left the dude bleeding out from his head on the sidewalk. And fyi if this lady wants to come after me in court bring it on!

  5. Pizza Da HuttMay 25, 2018 at 8:45 PM

    Lol isn’t her son on here?

  6. GerMay 25, 2018 at 12:33 PM

    She gives the absolute worst head I’ve ever gotten I NV my life.