Seanacee Lauzon aka Eve Lauzon of Orleans
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, met Seanacee Lauzon aka Eve Lauzon on Bumble a few months ago. Goes on about being the queen, and a diva. Well she’s a queen all right, queen of the hood rats. Guys stay as far away from her lies, games, speed and painkiller addiction as possible. Met her online, chatted, everything seemed pretty normal at first. She lured me to her place because she had a client coming the next day, and her wax pots weren’t working. (She runs a waxing and lash studio from her home). So over I go, to fix the problem for her. Of course we hooked up that night…. a couple times. Then, like normal, started hearing about the crazy ex that won’t leave her alone, blah blah blah. Well of course he won’t leave her alone when she’s still messaging him and telling him she’s thinking about him all the time it turns out. Oh! And the abortions! I’m totally pro-choice don’t get me wrong.. but they’re not meant as a means of birth control…. She practically BRAGGED about having had like 4… and on the last one apparently joked to the doctor to “y’know… slip or something to make sure it couldn’t happen again!” As soon as the relationship issues start… I find out she’s back to sleeping with him…. while telling me she needs space, and telling him lies about how she never did the same things with me that she did with him…. that he was “special” and would only do those things for me… which of course she was telling me the whole time too.