Stay Away From James Noble of Ottawa

Stay Away From James Noble of Ottawa

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is James Noble. We went out on a few dates until I figured out he was getting married. He hangs out at skate parks and downtown and tries to pick up girls at bars and at the skate park. When he doesn’t get his way, he follows them around, harassing them and grabbing their arms. He volunteers at a local church and gets the kids in the Youth Group to run around downtown with him, swarming people and stealing their sh*t, and pays them in weed and drugs for whatever they bring him. Guy’s a total creep. Stay away ladies!

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  1. LSoupyApril 15, 2018 at 9:45 AM

    WOW. FYI for those who do not know, his mother constantly tell their members and would be members she was on drugs when she was pregnant with James Noble. Trying not to judge, but I somewhat knew this guy and during his teens he dated 2 girls around the same time and did weed. Looks like he is just got caught hitting or flirting with the wrong girl. Thank goodness he never hit on me. I thought he was a good guy who just didn’t know how to deal with his demons very well.

  2. Skateboarder from the 613March 18, 2018 at 4:53 PM

    This guys a creep, seen him hanging around skate parks taking videos of children with his camera. Every time I’ve seen him at the skate park he’s never with people his own age just there with his goofy camera taking down low shots of kids skateboarding.

    • LSoupyApril 15, 2018 at 9:40 AM

      Seems like his life is his work. Only has time for family.

  3. John SmithMarch 16, 2018 at 11:06 AM

    Lol I heard this fa**ot burned his church to the ground for the insurance money. Clearly this guys is a bum who has no life. Has to send kids out to do his dirty work just make a few bucks off stolen sh**.

  4. The Real PunisherMarch 9, 2018 at 12:08 PM

    LOL! Outrageous. Someone’s butthurt. Whoever posted this is probably some insecure closet homosexual who’s jealous that this guy is married and lives a great life. Hilarious and sad. Some poor freak living in their parent’s basement with no friends. Praying that person gets a real life before they die.

    • John SmithMarch 16, 2018 at 11:08 AM

      Lol only closet homo here is James the pedo church skateboarder. Dude hangs around kids a lot and doesn’t have friends his own age clearly has issues.

    • Frank CastleMarch 16, 2018 at 10:54 AM

      Buddy I have my own apartment downtown, own over ten grand in bikes and run and own my own business. And you’re calling me a closet homosexual when James hangs around a church with little boys all day. And I paid a special visit to where your church was took a pi** right on the ashes.

  5. Corporal PunishmentDecember 12, 2017 at 10:46 AM

    Looks like the sort of 40-something skater burn out who can only manage to trick underage girls into having sex with his gross, greasy trailer park ass.

    • Frank CastleDecember 19, 2017 at 5:06 PM

      Wouldn’t doubt it, he hangs around children a lot.

      • Pizza Da HuttApril 26, 2018 at 7:01 AM

        Only psycho here is you and your religious fanatics Chick Fil A.

      • Chick fil aApril 20, 2018 at 7:17 AM

        LOL You actually answer your own comments. F*cking psycho

  6. WonderwomanNovember 26, 2017 at 8:20 AM

    This is bull. This guy is a legit saint.

    • Frank CastleNovember 27, 2017 at 9:59 PM

      Not bull, this guy and his friends swarmed a buddy of mine and bashed him in the head twice with their skateboards.

  7. Dirt McGurtOctober 25, 2017 at 5:25 PM

    I hear his Rideau Juggalo Family name is Jiggles the Juggla

  8. Charlie BownerOctober 17, 2017 at 5:43 PM

    Bout time this goof ends up on here. He struts around the skate park like he’s king and a big shot.

  9. TdotOctober 16, 2017 at 4:11 PM

    This is pure lies and slander. This guy doesn’t even go to bars. He actually dedicates his life to help the homeless and at-risk youth. He’s done amazing things for the skate community. Some hater writing lies

    • CharlieJanuary 26, 2018 at 4:31 PM

      Everyone is legit idiots.. Anyone who actually knows James and his family knows he doesn’t drink.. nor stalk women he’s been dating the same girl for over 8 years.. he does so much for our community and generation. People need to just grow up and find something better to do with their time

      • Frank CastleFebruary 2, 2018 at 8:40 AM

        He’s a piece of sh8 and probably a pedo.