Snake – Natasha Cvenkel

Snake – Natasha Cvenkel

THE DIRTY ARMY:  The following is my opinion and the version of Natasha Cvenkel that I have become to know. Also known as Nat Asha on FB and ncvenkel on IG and Snapchat. The alcoholic drug user that spreads rumors, lies, and intimate details of everyone she knows. Natasha very recently had an abortion. She got pregnant by her now ex bf. She lied to everyone for an entire year about their relationship to avoid having to explain why she moved out but still dated him. So she spread lies and rumors about him to save herself

embarrassment at his expense. Natasha has also slept with dozens and dozens of men some that are old and well into their 50’s. She will sleep with any guy that gives her compliments. She regularly uses dating apps like Tinder and meets men for sex. She has for years. Natasha is known to everyone as very kind, outgoing and responsible. What most people don’t know is that Natasha will turn on absolutely everyone once they aren’t around. I know many people will find this hard to believe, but it’s true. I’m calling out a horrible, slimy human being disguised as someone great. Natasha will go through great lengths for someone to like her. She will go out of her way to please someone, but for her own satisfaction. To protect herself from the unwanted feeling of being unliked by someone she will lie, manipulate, and even betray others to fortify a connection with someone else. This means that, most likely, everything Natasha knows about you has been shared with others in a sadistic manner to gain likability from someone else. To prove this, I will give examples. I won’t name others but if you’re reading this, I’m sure you will know what is about you. One of Natasha’s closest friends woke up in a house on the couch in a compromised position. She thought she had possibly been raped. Natasha comforted her on the phone…. but immediately after began to mock her and suggest its her fault. Including sending screenshots of their conversation to other friends!! Natasha does this often with all her friends. You tell her something and she will send screenshots of the conversation to others. I’ve seen conversations of more than a dozen different friends. Screenshots that were sent to me while she mocked these friends. Natasha makes fun of this persons education even though they have a degree. That her friend is lazy and takes government handouts. Natasha likes to say things about a previous coworker and friend. That she is sl*tty and has slept with multiple people in a weekend. What a hypocrite. That her friend is a loser and lives with her parents among many other things. She makes fun of her other friend for being uptight, religious and introverted. Makes comments of how boring she is and how Natasha can’t stand to be around her unless they are drinking. And this is a life long friend. Natashas other friend is by far the one she says the most about. That she’s a sh1tty mom, has no moral compass and is “boy crazy”. Natasha had an outing with this friend and one other in Van. She bragged about how she ditched them at the club because they were too crazy. That the one friend went to a house to do pepsi. And how much better she was than them. Even though Natasha was out doing ecstasy a month prior with this same friend. Natasha is a drug user herself. But there is nothing wrong with her actions as long as she is doing it. Narcissist. The list is endless. Natasha even spread rumors about her own sister. Suggesting that her sister married someone solely for security and status. That her sister doesn’t want kids but married someone who does only for those reasons. That is an incredible level of betrayal. But it doesn’t matter who you are, Natasha will destroy you behind your back with lies and twisted rumors. On top of sharing everything you’ve ever confided in her about. She will even go as far as making racist statements. Spreading lies and intimate details about her entire family and friends. Natasha probably seems like a great employee and is great with her coworkers. But she insults and ridicules them all. She likes to make fun of one of her coworkers because of his weight. Talks about how fat he is, that he’s a slob and tries hitting on her all the time. Makes jokes about how he’s even able to ride motorcycle considering how obese he is. Which shows the narcissist side of Natasha considering she has her own weight issues. Always bragging about how much smarter she is than everyone else. That her boss tries to punish her by giving her more work than she can handle. Makes fun of him for being religious. And talks about how incapable they all are. The list is literally endless.

— List? Thought I was reading a novel.

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  1. VeeNovember 2, 2018 at 12:28 AM


  2. StanSeptember 10, 2018 at 11:31 PM

    LOL !

  3. RavenJuly 25, 2018 at 5:37 PM

    Ew my friend swiped right on her and they matched. She doesn’t know my friend so we went along with it. All she talked about is her job like she’s a rocket scientist or something. Good job masking those insecurities with mediocre achievements. She lives in the lower mainland now not PG btw! She’s in Abbotsford all the time.

  4. DonJuly 7, 2018 at 3:56 PM

    Karma. Can’t stand her

  5. Topographer3000June 27, 2018 at 12:49 PM

    Why post this in PG? She lives in Langley

  6. RollyJune 11, 2018 at 11:20 AM

    Very sad Tash, in some ways this is not surprising. I’ve personally been wronged by her in this way too. Even then, I never imagined seeing anything like this! That poor baby.
    Btw Drugs are bad.

  7. CmanJune 7, 2018 at 12:01 PM

    It’s an old vid but if you search for it you can find a clip of her throating a guys banana. It was uploaded like 7 yeas ago. Slooth

    • No wayJune 16, 2018 at 2:23 PM

      No way hahaha where? I gotta see this

      • Ya WayJune 25, 2018 at 8:22 PM

        Won’t let links be posted for some reason. You’ll have to do some hunting but it’s there! Buddy got his math wrong tho it was posted a little less than 6 years ago.

    • DeepJune 8, 2018 at 5:05 AM

      I like

      • DeepJune 8, 2018 at 5:54 PM

        Many time I also give her D
        I like large opening

  8. DreamerJune 7, 2018 at 11:44 AM

    She was always like this in high school! That’s how she made friends! The ONLY way! I can’t believe the Hogan’s even speak to her. They must have no idea what she said and did in high school!

  9. oscarMay 31, 2018 at 9:41 AM

    Reads like a predominantly false and/or greatly exaggerated rant from a pathetic, scorned ex. Time to move on. Also, work on your formatting, dude!

    • DreamerJune 7, 2018 at 11:52 AM

      Probably written by an ex but that is 100% her. Ive known her for 20 years, I’d never tell her anything personal. Even her best friends have targets on their back, Natasha has no mercy

  10. HypercheezeMay 21, 2018 at 1:09 AM


  11. HypercheezeMay 21, 2018 at 1:08 AM

    Was in the same classes with her through all of elementary, gonna need a beer after reading this, yowza.