Derrick John Penner of Saskatoon
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this loser Derrick John Penner is the biggest hypocrite out there. Sayys he hates thieves, but he’s the biggest thief there is. Says he’s a great parent, he sucks at parenting. Says he doesn’t like the drug scene but is so deep in the drug scene now he’s a rat. He talks to the cops all the time; in fact, now he works for them. He drives tow truck but he sucks at that too; in fact. he sucks at everything. He’s even known for sucking Greg. Tries to deny it but yeah, you guessed it – he sucks at that. He sucks so much I think he should be called a leech.