Katrina Gauvin — Hazmat If You Tap That.

Katrina Gauvin — Hazmat If You Tap That.

THE DIRTY ARMY: This Histrionic Hussy is Katrina Gauvin (a.k.a. Kat, a.k.a. Tria Vin), as sharp as mud and about as clean. Her hobbies include singing, acting, lying, cheating, using whomever she can for rides, sending men to the Health Unit, and being a lazy pothead. Looks like this classless cesspool has decided that working for a living is really cutting into her multi-dumpster time, so to that end, she’s making a career change. Raw and ready, and going for sheer volume, her aim appears to get seeded and score a meal ticket. Fear not though,gents, you won’t be held responsible if you’re the unfortunate soul who dips his stick into this noxious trench and knocks her up, even with the IQ of a gnat, she’s been backbusudbrnering her ex for years. She brings him in for a conjugal visit regularly so he can have the pregnancy dropped in his lap. He was going to grovel after her his whole life anyway, might as well be a babysitter too, right? He’ll provide, she’ll cheat, Livin’ Her Dream! Serious talk – hazmat suit if you’re tapping that.



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  1. -nikDecember 31, 2018 at 4:10 AM



  2. NobodyAugust 8, 2018 at 11:05 PM

    Thighs that easily open tend to provide lasting gifts.

  3. Hendey101574August 8, 2018 at 11:00 AM

    The Russian roulette of sex- the drd hoe.
    I’ve been know to play. I have a theory that if I clean my weenier off with chlorox wipes as soon as I finish I should be ok. It has been working, until recently. Oh well, burning while you piss, and than taking a pill twice a day for 10 days is not the end of the world. The excitement , fear and than relief of this game are pretty much the only emotions I feel anymore, so for me, it’s worth it. What amazes me is how many girls let me raw dog them. Probably because I am rich. Too bad, for them that I had a vasectomy. Hahahah I’m shooting blanks!

    • BobAugust 8, 2018 at 11:57 AM

      I could t have said it better

  4. BJAugust 8, 2018 at 4:24 AM

    Let me show you a good time baby

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