Shopping Cart Clown — Robert Mc Veigh
THE DIRTY ARMY: Everyone meet greasy Robert Mc Veigh. This fat slob is a shopping cart pusher at Costco. I’ve been in a relationship with him for 17 months. Then I find out he’s cheating because I went to the doctors after pissing Frank’s red hot. And find out I’ve got the *DRD* then I get a call from this Sherry Hein from Costco and it turns out she’s sending him giney, boobies, and ass shots. After he swore he been totally faithful. Yes and she knew about me when he asked her to dinner in September. Then I look in his day planner and there’s women and the dates he had sex with them actually written down!!! He even tried to deny that. So one night I text him from a strange number and he assumes I’m this Mel girl who actually admitted to giving him the drd and asked to picture her naked while he was in the shower then asked to hook up for a quickie. When I called him on the phone from the number he answers excitedly, then once he finds my voice on the other end, he said can’t talk going to bed. I spent loads of cash and all my effort on this guy to be treated like sh1t. Blast his ass into the past. He walks around like he’s the hottest, most attractive sh*t like he didn’t do me wrong, won’t apologise and his ego is huge but look at him.. lmfao it’s funny he can’t see his micro machine from a standing position and he had surgery on it as a kid so not only is it dirty… but also deformed.
— Robert likes pudding. Pudding his d1ck where it don’t belong.