Catherine Mortimer is Dangerous
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you are a hero for creating this site. It is absolutely genius, since it is the only site that allows people to warn others about how terrible some people are. You really make the world a better place. Cath Mortimer seems so nice when you first meet her, but it’s all an act. This girl is actually crazy. She started working as a cocktail waitress at a hotel when she was 18, where she would fool around with older men who were her “customers” in exchange for cash.
She is also a pothead, a raging alcoholic, and a huge pepsi head. She’s so bad that she drives around seriously drunk and has been fired from a bunch of jobs. She has slept with so many random guys that she can’t even keep count. Now she is a real estate agent, and she likes to use her sexuality to please “clients” since she has no brain and zero skills.
Cath, you really need to relocate to Las Vegas for a couple seasons. You would crush it… just need new teeth, the neck moles removed, and an eyelid adjustment.- nik