From Parents Basement to the Mile High Club

From Parents Basement to the Mile High Club

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here we have Jessica Enke. Former basement dweller turned ‘expert’ pilot and mile high club gold star member. This egotistical moron loves to show off and brag about how she is living the dream as some small regional pilot and traveling the world when in fact mommy and daddy are paying for her so-called dream life. The only reason she avoided working in some suicidal job up North or working for next to nothing to build enough experience to be a minimum wage pilot is because she lived in mommy and daddys basement for many years all the while sucking up and Greg teasing her way up to the top.

She should not be trusted to fly an airplane, let alone teach anybody how to fly one. She also has a very bad habit of dating and banging co-workers. The only place where she loves to give more than receive is in bed. She also has mommy and daddy issues, so if you’re ever being taught by this dumbass, watch out! What a joke! She will rip you off and make you sick with her obvious fake attitude. The only reason why she has a job is because all the wanna be pilot losers turned desk work CFIs that hired her got a hard on during the interviews. If you work for a major airline, hit her up. She will do anything to get her foot in the door.

I don’t understand the pilot world, but she looks perfect for a commercial company like Delta.- nik

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  1. DeanFebruary 25, 2018 at 12:24 AM

    I cant comment on the other parts but I did know her and as a flight instructor she was pretty stuck up. Maybe with experience she has some people skills now. She was friends with the scheduling person at Brampton so she got a lot of people automatically referred to her hen their were better instructors to go to. The industry is a joke though. You work for nothing to get hours or your like this person who just sucks her way up.

  2. High school aquaintanceFebruary 10, 2018 at 9:04 PM

    Lawlz went to high school with this chick. Don’t know her now, but I’m not surprised by this. She always had great tits!

  3. EverymanJanuary 10, 2018 at 8:19 PM

    I know this person and this is ridiculous. She is a skilled and professional pilot and an absolute sweetheart of a human. This reads like a jealous and petty person.

  4. Frank GeorgeNovember 5, 2017 at 6:27 PM

    LOL she used to work at Brampton Flight Center and the sleeping around is true. She was dating another flight instructor. Cant remember the name though.

  5. SuperstuNovember 1, 2017 at 2:52 PM

    Whoever wrote this sounds like a jilted ex who cannot move on – get a life !

  6. ShazamOctober 31, 2017 at 6:58 PM

    I know her and this story could not be any further from the truth. I’m disgusted by this story. Jessica is type trained on the CRJ200 and 737 800 and has many hours of flying around the globe

  7. SupermanOctober 29, 2017 at 4:54 AM

    I found her linkedin. How hard is it to fly a plane anyways?

  8. TigreOctober 27, 2017 at 3:19 PM

    She looks and sounds like something special in the air.

  9. jack.hahnOctober 27, 2017 at 1:27 PM

    I did some fact checking on this story. There is A Jessica Enke, who IS a pilot, who IS very likely the same person shown in the pictures above; they appear to have been taken approximately ten years ago. I found no evidence that the story is NOT true. Coincidentally, there is another Jessica Enke, with a completely different face, who has 66 Twitter followers, (joined June, 2014), but hasn’t tweeted yet. THAT Jessica can’t be too bright, because her profile photo is flipped horizontally.