Vancouver

Beware of Dirty Alexis Tan

Beware of Dirty Alexis Tan

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Hey Nik, this little girl here is Alexis Tan. She milks guys for absolutely everything. She forced her last man to buy her +2’s and then dumped him right after. She was 18 and he was in his 30s. She now brags about dating 3 different guys, all double her age so she can empty out their bank accounts. She’s the biggest backstabbing floozy in Vancouver. My buddy slept with her and said he could smell her cookie before she even took her pants off. Wonder who’s gonna pay for the next surgery’s.

Alexis- don’t listen to the haters. Whatever it takes, get the 9 more procedures (mole removal too) needed to find love.- nik

 

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Michelle Somers vs Nicole Courchaine

Michelle Somers vs Nicole Courchaine

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, my ex-fiance’s new wife copies me and it’s driving me crazy. She dresses like me, she has had extensions put in and dyed it a similar color to mine, and she takes similar pictures to mine—I’m not sure how to handle it, but my friends notice, so must other people. It’s embarrassing, and I think a little strange. What’s good ex-etiquette?

Call the police.- nik

https://thedirty.com/?p=2240049

What Can I do about forehead wrinkles?

What Can I do about forehead wrinkles?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need your advice. I will keep it short and sweet. What is the best course of action to treat a wrinkly forehead? I know Botox will be everyone’s advice. But I can’t afford it being a single mom :( I’ve included a real picture of my tragic forehead. I need you help!

Obagi Nu Derm worked really well for me. Plus, it will clear up your skin.- nik

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Olivia Jones Goes By Olivia Orgy

Olivia Jones Goes By Olivia Orgy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Olivia Jones (Olivia Orgy) is a used up groupie that is desperate to be famous. For years she has been chasing the Gregs of record producers, agents, musicians, athletes, actors and anyone in between. If you’re remotely famous or have connections she thinks she can take advantage of, she will gangbang her way into trying to get you to get her swollen fat feet thru the door. But trust me, you don’t really even have to be famous to get her to take a Greg or 12 in every beat up hole.

All you have to do is brag that you know people in the music industry or Hollywood producers and promise to get her a movie role or start her singing career or even just offer her a small sum of money and she’ll be dumb enough to be the star of the sausage party. I’ve seen Olivia get duped into doing weird stuff by large groups of old men, only to be sent home waiting for a phone call from a so-called record executive that never existed. What a dumb sucker.

Hopefully she has learned from her past floozy actions and cleaned up her life. Olivia, also somehow thinks in her delusional mind that she can make it as a model but we all know shes better off having her droopy face and enormous nose hidden away as a radio host working for 103.5 QMFM. Olivia, stop bitching about your boss and stealing from work and just come to terms that you are not going to get a better job than the one you already have.

Olivia Jones, never give up on your dreams. You are 16 procedures away from greatness.- nik

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Shady Loretta Ormonde of Vancouver

Shady Loretta Ormonde of Vancouver

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Loretta Ormonde. She’s Vancouver’s biggest party girl. She’ll leave her kid at home with her boyfriend just to go out and get different sized greg every night. She’s originally from Australia and got knocked up by another guy just to stay in Canada. Loretta runs Crabtree & Evelyn: Hell’s Kitchen style! She is one tough cookie. She will blackmail anyone to get ahead in the business world, even go as far as framing them so they’ll quit the company. Loretta pays people out of her own pocket just to do favors for her to gather background information on all the employees who work for her. I’ve seen her throw staff dinners at Brandis Show Lounge and pay the strippers to get quite close to any of the male staff just so she could get her incognito photographer to snap photos of it to later blackmail them. Loretta is a shady b*tch that is not to be trusted.

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