Crystal Rolf – Skank Alert Nanaimo

Crystal Rolf – Skank Alert Nanaimo

THE DIRTY ARMY:  This lovely gal probably doesn’t need an introduction for most. Anyone who knows her knows her legs spread easier than Kraft peanut butter. She doesn’t care where the D comes from as long as she is getting some. She loves taken guys and when she can’t find them she sleeps with someone she really should stay away from. I won’t mention names but let’s just say they still have something in common. Hope that one never gets out! The last ones woman wasn’t impressed. Girl makes a lot of enemies by sleeping with taken guys or in my case trying all fat and pregnant. Luckily falling on that flat face of hers. She’s lucky she didn’t actually hook up with him. And if I catch her so much as even looking at him she will not appreciate the outcome. So ladies wathch this one around your man! She does not care about anything but getting the D no matter where it comes from. Try googling her name and town. You will get the picture. She isn’t learning. Take it as a warning ladies!

— OP smooth or crunchy?

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  1. LiamMarch 12, 2019 at 7:37 PM

    She’s hideous LOL must have been a paper bagger. Moving to Nanaimo soon. Be steering clear of this genetic reject

  2. Not a fanJuly 28, 2018 at 1:41 PM

    Crystal has cheated on pretty much every guy she has been with. No surprise she is all good with being a side chick. She has even said she would sleep with her sisters man if he showed interest. No morals at all. So guys stay clear of this one. She doesnt have loyalty for anyone or care about anything but herself.

  3. WoodyJuly 26, 2018 at 1:15 PM

    Whoa look at the chin on that. Hahaha who the fuk cheats on their old lady with that? Excuses like… but babe look how ugly she was. LMFAO Fuuuukkkk. Married guys don’t leave their wives/lives for ugly ass hoes. But every ugly hoe figures she gonna be a princess… bitch this ain’t Disney.

  4. ErniJuly 16, 2018 at 6:54 PM

    I seen this chicks picture glued to a bathroom stall in courtney with a big ol’ wang photoshopped onto her mouth. The caption was epic. Something about being a money grubbing hoe who uses people then drops them after they help her out. She sounds like such a wonderful person. Classy

  5. SlpngktJuly 10, 2018 at 2:10 PM

    “Smooth or crunchy?”

    I’m gonna go with chunky.

  6. RyanMay 30, 2018 at 7:12 AM

    This chick hopped on a bus and went all the way to Sask to see a buddy of mine. When she showed up her lady bits reeked of old salmon so much he wouldn’t have anything to do with her. Long drive to be told you are too dirty to play!

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