Cam-Thirsty Filth Jason Lalonde

Cam-Thirsty Filth Jason Lalonde

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I introduce to you the absolute filth that VanCity has to savour, the rip-off cracker-jack DRD-go-to, Mr. Jason Lalonde – otherwise known as the trashed c0ckbasket who can’t get none on the simplest of dating sites thus resorting to being the wannabe-playboy lurking FB for random profiles and it don’t even matter whom (anything goes with this guy, trust me, you could be a lizard-rat sewer mutant and he’d still want you to whip out the goods via video-chat or in front face-to-face with his ogre-looking scarnage he accepts as his appearance) He embellishes the absolute sh1t outta his sad, depressing, pathetic lonesome trainwreck he has the audacity to call his “life”.. He’ll post and boast about wanting to make certain films and resorting to ja1lba1t on FB to satisfy his sick perverted appetite, When I first heard about him, I shook it off as just the original FB-joe who flaunts his raunchy privates to the fine lassies.. but it goes much further than that.. and sadly, must I add, much further than what the stomach can handle. Not only does he use the all-too-basic “I’ll transfer you money if you give me a nude show” via FB vid-chat and then flakes as soon as the call is done, he’ll actually go out of his way to come meet you with empty pockets, a tall-tale and the most foul smelling stank that could’ve easily knocked out the Stanley Cup Riot seeping from down below.. seems like he’s been around, in the worst of ways possible. I wouldn’t doubt this is the kind of filthy mutt who would have to pay a streetwalker extra JUST to go near his own embarrassing excuse of a person. I only know 2 of the gals who fallen into his deceitful mess, both inevitably got f***ed over (met him in person, the stench and creepiness was way too much, his pics do him the utmost justice but ain’t that the fun of filters) And all to no one’s surprise! This c0ckj0ckee’s friends list seems to go up a few but then decrease to depressing levels at the end of the day, guess the lad can’t take a hint. Must I add he doesn’t even try hard at the game, he just wants to bury his sagging unkept wharted fish carcass of DRD into anything and everything comes his way, and that is no exaggeration. Give ya nuts a tug bud, and stop preying on random women and harrassing them with unwanted pics of your penile-Armageddon-tragedy… Ain’t nobody’s got time for that buds :)

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