John Mackinnon of Squamish
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I travelled all the way to Squamish on the promise of being spoiled and having a good time (I used to work with this man John Mackinnon and had a crush). He got black out drunk, tried to get me to sleep with him on the hood of his car, I had to carry him inside. Ok, we all have bad nights. The clincher was this disgusting excuse for a man kicked me out in the morning with five minutes notice. Yep, got to wander around a town I’d never been to trying to find somewhere to brush my hair and wash my face. If you’re lucky enough to see this before you spend a second on this waste, I would advise you don’t waste your time.