Max’s Replacement

Max’s Replacement

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Good evening Nik, I have been loyal to the dirty army since high school. The day I became a loyal follower was the day your website outed our very own high school P4P. I will always remember that triumphant day. Justice was served to that day. I have now watched this website grow over the past ten years into a solid foundation setting morals in today’s unknown world. I’m not your usual whore outing type girl but working for you feels like a true calling! I feel like from watching your site over the years it has played a small role in the choices of my life!

1. Never have I nor will I ink my body

2. Never allowed myself in the position to be photographed for future online embarrassment

3. Turned down all advances from Vancouver’s strong sugar daddy community

4. Stayed blonde

5. Married a solid man and have a solid family and home life!

6. I’m probably the only Canadian with a make America great hat, and I believe it…he will make America great again.

I am up to date on all my international gossip and have many links into the social life world although I opt to stay off social media. I have my connections. How you may wonder does a wife and mother have time for all this? Well I am fortunate enough to marry a successful man that allows me to follow my dreams!(not my pay check) no I am not a gold digger just pure luck and class got me here.

I have taken that extra time on my hands and have recently become a shepherd. Yes, correct a shepherd like herding sheep. I raise beautiful lambs! It must be hard to picture I agree but I can assure you I am the girl for the job! If you ever want a solid employee on your team I am up to the task! Thank you for your time.

Sounds like “class” wins. What do you guys think?- nik

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  1. IcantbelieveitMarch 27, 2018 at 5:05 PM

    Sounds like she’s a hound so desperate for work she’s willing to be your personal sheep…if you get my meaning. YUK!!!

  2. CaptainloveMarch 22, 2018 at 8:09 PM

    Oh snap hire the Shepard!!

  3. StraightshooterMarch 15, 2018 at 12:38 AM

    My question is why is she so unemployable that she has to go begging for a job on the internet.

    I’m intentionally being ruthless in this assessment based on her ownership of a “Make America Great Again” hat. Do you even know what that means? Go OD on a bucket of KFC.

  4. Superfreak of the weekMarch 7, 2018 at 11:09 AM

    The only way to really make America great again is to hire more women…and more Canadian women…boom!!

  5. mahaatmaMarch 7, 2018 at 8:45 AM

    Why not give her a chance? Herding sheep around all day sounds like the perfect prerequisite for this job anyway. Can we call her Shep?

  6. Georgia97March 7, 2018 at 7:21 AM

    Sounds like OP is full of sheep.

  7. JonsMarch 7, 2018 at 5:47 AM

    She sounds fat to me.

  8. SenyaMarch 6, 2018 at 11:07 PM

    No, she needs this- she has no real excitement – give the life to someone who has one

  9. LeaMarch 6, 2018 at 8:34 PM

    This post is great. Get it girl and you really get it . But as Niks replacement – no. Maybe there should be more than one writer tho.

  10. KayMarch 6, 2018 at 7:51 PM

    No, thank you. Hire an American citizen.

    Also – just a thought – I think the best replacement will be someone not campaigning for the position – especially not through the site itself. The best candidate will be one who is a little bit removed from The Dirty – and definitely not someone seeking approval for their life choices. Maturity matters. JMI

  11. LotusXTCMarch 6, 2018 at 7:50 PM

    there is absolutely no proof of this chicks credentials.. also I thought we were done with Canada.. and their trash ways? I feel like the position should go to a male if Sam is still around. Because too many ladies always causes drama. I dont want our cycles to sync up and bring this site down like a bitchy titanic.

  12. Winter MountainMarch 6, 2018 at 7:24 PM

    My kinda gal. She deserves a trial Nik! She gotta be funny though…..

  13. mrswoodMarch 6, 2018 at 6:30 PM

    I’m into it.

  14. The arrowMarch 6, 2018 at 6:24 PM

    Give her a shot !

  15. RealistoneMarch 6, 2018 at 5:38 PM


    • TheycallmehashtagApril 6, 2018 at 12:32 PM

      OP, if you are gonna say things like “Turned down all advances”, you should know by now as a loyal DA trooper WE GONNA NEED A PICTURE. What ever you look like, It is still an inspiring post and I think it is also inspiring that the people in the DA want to help.

  16. Princess PeachMarch 6, 2018 at 5:15 PM

    I already like her better than Max or Sam but why didn’t she include a pic of herself?

  17. LordMarch 6, 2018 at 4:57 PM

    She sounds too soft

  18. SenaMarch 6, 2018 at 4:45 PM

    I didnt read anything that made her sound passionate about the job. I will say No!

  19. SuperscamMarch 6, 2018 at 4:30 PM

    I think she is eloquent

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