Michelle Somers vs Nicole Courchaine

Michelle Somers vs Nicole Courchaine

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, my ex-fiance’s new wife copies me and it’s driving me crazy. She dresses like me, she has had extensions put in and dyed it a similar color to mine, and she takes similar pictures to mine—I’m not sure how to handle it, but my friends notice, so must other people. It’s embarrassing, and I think a little strange. What’s good ex-etiquette?

Call the police.- nik

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  1. TinyheadSeptember 25, 2018 at 9:43 PM

    Kris is a clown, stalker etc.. fking saggin body who had a bad steroid case… his new wife is a exact replica of a bruce jenner tranny

  2. Tara HilleApril 24, 2018 at 10:13 AM

    I find it funny Michelle’s newest bestie is Tara Hille who had a kid with claude beauchamp and another kid by @gmcginty she cheated on both baby daddys and I find it so funny that now shes single shes getting close to Michelle and my best guess is shes trying to get to kris because they have hooked up in the past and he is so her type (tall white guy with tats). Watch out Michelle, tara is very fertile and she wants your mans dick

  3. VanCityAlienApril 7, 2018 at 9:25 PM

    Will someone beat both those mutants with a stick?

  4. LOLMarch 5, 2018 at 9:12 PM

    Nicole Courchaine is a ho fo sho!! Dont even get me started on this bunk Bitch. Lol n stop commenting on here, we all know it’s you. #yourajoke

    • LalaMarch 8, 2018 at 7:46 PM

      Michelle is actually the bunk bitch she has no money, no career, Kris pays for everything. Have fun with your husband who constantly cheats on you Michelle, I don’t blame him, you are ugly as f*ck!

  5. Tea?February 19, 2018 at 2:14 PM

    What’s the tea on Michelle? Where did she come from and why have I never heard of her before? What did she do for work before she met Kris the drug dealer?

  6. Superhero NameFebruary 18, 2018 at 3:15 PM

    I like when people comment on Michelle’s pictures and say nice closet and she says thank you. She really should be replying you can thank Nicole as it was hers first. Go look at nicole’s pictures from a few years ago. Same closet lol

    • Bridget JonesFebruary 19, 2018 at 9:12 AM

      You got that right, it is the same house he lived in with Nicole, Michelle also takes pictures in the exact same spots in front of the same mirrors as nicole did. she will always live in Nicole’s shadow

      • XtinaFebruary 28, 2018 at 9:30 PM

        That’s the house kris and nicole bought together. I wish they would get back together. Nicole’s boyfriend now is ugly and kris’s wife is even uglier. She looks like she got kicked in the face really hard and it stretched out her forehead and opened her nostrils really wide. I don’t think her eyes are even open. Maybe half Chinese? #krisandnicolefor2019

  7. Chrissy PooFebruary 18, 2018 at 8:14 AM

    Kris has horrible taste in women. Go back to your ex. Your wife is terryifing to look at. Buy her a nose job please. Drug dealing must pay enough for that

    • Samantha JonesFebruary 19, 2018 at 9:06 AM

      He already did, she needs another one to fix the botched job

      • MoniMarch 1, 2018 at 6:59 PM

        She also needs her implants redone they are sagging badly

  8. JagFebruary 18, 2018 at 8:12 AM

    How come The wife (on the left) went from a “fitness” model posting just work out pictures, gear and those ridiculous motivational quotes to fashion selfies, designer bags and shoes and makeup. Could it be the ex of your husband gave you the inspo to change everything about yourself? Poor girl. You need direction In life

    • Single white femaleFebruary 18, 2018 at 11:19 PM

      She is obsessed with becoming Nicole.

      • PamelaMarch 9, 2018 at 12:43 PM

        Accept she will never be as pretty as nicole, she has terrible skin and boring features, nothing stands out in a good way.. she has creepy eyes and pumps her lips with filler.. not a good look.

  9. Superhero NameFebruary 17, 2018 at 4:29 PM

    Don’t quit your day job

    • What jobFebruary 23, 2018 at 6:02 PM

      Michelle didn’t have a job. That’s why she moved to a different country so a man could take care of her. I guess she was used and abused at home. Pretty cool that nicole had a swimwear line and now Michelle sells swimwear. Girl, get a grip!!!!! Do your own thing! You need professional help.

  10. LeaFebruary 16, 2018 at 5:16 AM

    Who cares. You should be flattered . It loooks like you’re a fashion blogger of some sort so obv a lot of girls will copy you
    Go make $ off of it and eat a slice of humble pie

  11. RinaFebruary 15, 2018 at 6:45 PM

    Michelle is the most spiteful and insecure person. Nicole, you should get a restraining order against this lizard looking psycho. No amount of makeup or expensive clothes will make you half the woman nicole is. Nice try on your clothing line to, it’s absolutely cheap as hell

  12. LeeaFebruary 15, 2018 at 4:13 PM

    I wonder if Michelle (wife on left) knows my friend slept with her husband Kris while she was visiting family over thanksgiving holidays and he never mentioned anything to her that he was married.

  13. Kris the pigFebruary 14, 2018 at 4:00 PM

    I wonder if Michelle knows that every girl that comments on her pictures and tells her she’s beautiful are all from girls that kris the pig has slept with

    • 'MericaFebruary 23, 2018 at 10:43 PM

      O snap that suckz 4 her big time guarantee its 100% tru knowin Kris

    • Superhero NameFebruary 15, 2018 at 6:47 PM

      I’m confused as to why Kris married this serpent looking bimbo I know his type all too well and this shim is far from it

      • Samantha JonesFebruary 18, 2018 at 8:07 AM

        Doesnt Michelle feel stupid posting the same selfies in nicole’s closet that nicole used to Post?

  14. Michelle whyFebruary 13, 2018 at 4:55 PM

    I gotta know why Michelle deletes all of her pictures on insta and reuploads all the old pictures 3 or 4 times. Why Michelle why ?

    • Superhero NameFebruary 19, 2018 at 2:16 PM

      What’s with the multiple same photo posts and then deletes them and then reuploads again. Also I don’t think she has any real friends

    • Superhero NameFebruary 18, 2018 at 11:06 PM

      And she poses in Nicole’s old closet Kris had made for her

  15. The MailmanFebruary 12, 2018 at 7:16 PM

    What i suggest is you stay off social meida. You both have really fat, gross thighs. And quit stalking your exs new wife. You would never know what she was posting if you werent trolling her SM pages

    • Love them or hate them still obsessedJune 8, 2018 at 9:26 AM

      straight up! lol i don’t even know these people and can already tell the same LOL

  16. NicolegFebruary 12, 2018 at 2:34 PM

    Lol the girl on the left looks like a lizard so gross I hope OP is the girl on the right otherwise your ex definitely upgraded

  17. DAsince08February 12, 2018 at 1:00 PM

    No one is copying you, get over yourself….you’re both called a basic b*tch…bound to own the same designer eventually.

  18. LaneyFebruary 12, 2018 at 10:41 AM

    They are both freaky looking

    • Superhero NameFebruary 19, 2018 at 9:14 AM

      Nicole Courchaine is beautiful actually and her best driend is Janice Joostema they are both very successful

  19. Georgia97February 12, 2018 at 7:28 AM

    I hope OP is the one on the right and not the shim on the left.

    • Superhero NameFebruary 19, 2018 at 9:13 AM

      It is the shim on the left sad to say and her personality is even worse

    • TigreFebruary 12, 2018 at 6:28 PM

      The one on the left has a big rock on the married finger so it looks the dude downgraded.