Robert Couzens of Burnaby

Robert Couzens of Burnaby

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Robert Couzens. A self claimed entrepreneur who does Ponzi schemes for ACN. If he asks if you have a few moments for a life changing experience, just walk away. You’re welcome. He claims to be pro-vegan and animals but actually enjoys a nice chocolate bar here and there, but who could blame him? He parades his extravagant lifestyle on Instagram when really he got all his trips on a groupon. He says travel more! Proceeds to Miami lmao. This guy is such an egotistical loser. He tried to launch his own clothing brand which consisted of taking a sticker and placing it on a hat for $30. It obviously went to sh*t. Value Village has cooler things than that. He’s 26 years old living at home rent free with his ill mother, in their 80 year old broke down shelter. He works part time at $18 an hour so there’s no much he can do. Don’t let Instagram fool you, this guys a cheap mooching loser. Pretty sure he has a couple DRDS. Be careful ladies/gents.

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  1. HahahahahaMarch 11, 2018 at 12:04 AM

    This is GOLD.

  2. HahahahahaMarch 10, 2018 at 9:32 PM

    This is GOLD.

  3. GarbageFebruary 2, 2018 at 5:11 PM

    This is garbage. Rob is an authentic person. He cares about people and those around him. He doesn’t claim to be this or that. A real humble individual. Whoever wrote this obviously is just hating. Even if what you say is true, who cares? There is nothing wrong with trying to be vegan, posting on Instagram to travel more, or trying to start a new business venture etc…

  4. FinallyJanuary 22, 2018 at 6:54 PM

    This made me laugh. he’s so ugly real life his nose has taken over his face, actually he’s ugly online to. Maybe it’s boxing maybe it’s genetics,

  5. PedoJanuary 22, 2018 at 12:31 PM

    He’s very creepy he works at a youth Center and is always hitting on the minors. I’m pretty sure he goes both ways too.