Lauren Ferris of Victoria
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we’re all not perfect right? And thats fine. Right here we have a girl Lauren Ferris that will steal your heart, then tell you you’re not good enough, demand change, and then steal your dog in the meantime… And be sure not to hurt her in any way because she’ll just have you charged, ruin your reputation, talk sh*t to all your friends, and steal them in the process. Exaggerate every aspect of your life, and help to destroy any bit of a productive life you have left. All the while coming off as an innocent angel, but tread carefully, there’s a devil inside this one! She’s also very stubborn, and nothing will live up to her expectations, nor will you find any reciprocation to your efforts.