Robert Threadkell of Victoria

Robert Threadkell of Victoria

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me tell you about Robert Threadkell. This guy loves to hookup with guys A LOT! He comes from a wealthy family so gets a new car every year handed over to him without him having to earn it. He’s extremely cheap when it comes to dates because he holds his trust fund close to his heart. He will make the date pay for gas money as well as dinner. This guy works for BC Ferries so has extra money to do extracurricular activities, but doesn’t want to fork over the money to do so. Robert wants to find love but can’t due to his internal homophobia. He will blast guys for being feminine but can’t face the fact that he’s very feminine himself. He likes to hate on other gay people to feel better about himself, instead of looking in a mirror and seeing he’s not perfect himself.

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  1. CuriousGeorgeJanuary 28, 2018 at 11:40 PM

    I wonder what his balls smell like…

    • Bryce GoddardFebruary 16, 2018 at 10:42 AM

      ask your dad lol