Crystal Rapchak of Windsor
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the first time I met this girl Crystal Rapchak I had loads of symphathy for her. She wasn’t that popular of a girl and very well tried to be by having sex with a lot of guys in high school (this is going back 8 years now). She ended up dating this guy Matt who was well liked and generally a good guy. We all know he tried to break up with her for years, but it never actually happened because she thought people wouldn’t like her anymore, which is the case now.
Since her and Matt have broken up, she’s been on a downward spiral headed straight to rehab. Every weekend, you can find Crazy Rapchak at Jamie and Jeffs house in Belle River. Rippin lines of Pepsi and drinking dusk till dawn until work Monday morning. She’s definitely slept with over 12 people, including girls since the split between Matt (who has since settled himself down with a nice girl) including her sisters ex boyfriend. I mean, how trashy are you? I’m not sure where her classiness has gone, but it’s nowhere to be found around this young woman. She has spread many rumors about her ex and the way things ended, but everyone that knows, knows exactly what happened.
Now she lives at home with mommy and daddy who don’t make her pay for a single thing except the gas in her truck that was also given to her. That’s why she can afford Pepsi every weekend when she only makes $11.75 an hour, but convinces everyone she has a reaallllyyy good job bruhhhh. You can find her on tinder and POF ;) Or just drive into Belle River on the weekends and you can find her at the only bar in that filthy floozy infested town, BIGGS. Or right behind Sams Pampered Pets is where Jeff and Jamie live, you’ll see her rusty old Ford blue truck sitting there. You are more than welcome to head over there, but beware. These people that live there are 30 years old, letting little 18 year olds sniff Pepsi in their home, so prepare yourself before you get there.