THE DIRTY ARMY: Ashley May has always been famous for her manipulative ways to use her epilepsy to get away from fuking everything her lazy fuking a55 and dumb brain is not able to do. She is a pure definition of becoming absolutely nobody in the future. At her age, her intelectual/academic level is of an eight grader. When most of her peers already achieved something and got good jobs she still pretends everything is fine and keeps living on her parents little money they make to keep her daughters “mental health in order”. She is just a fuking lazy uneducated trash who will only become 0. Since early grades she wanted to pretend she is something bigger than she is. She puts on a fake show about how funny she is. This girl is literally trash. All her bfs did not last very long because after her fake show is over she starts becoming herself. She is a dead meat on your back. All she can do is invite you to Mexico to “her” house which is pretty much a fuking slorehouse for every family member of the Polish community. She failed to stay in one job because she never wanted to work and make money. She had epileptic episodes and that is why she quit/got fired. No! Because she is 0. Noone wants to keep someone like that. Fuk that! She can not barely take d1ck from what ppl tell. She sucked off a few bfs c0ck in the car that all she is worth. Soon, after re attempting a&p and other courses multiple times she will give up and say she does not want to kill her mental health instead of admitting she is not able to memorize sh1t. So instead of fuking working hard, she will take a bong and turn on a Family guy and make a social media post that nobody gives a fuk about. She will never be any good for anything. Just useless noise of a human just like her dad that only needs another bottle to brighten up his day. She does not have one single skill that is usefull. Her fat ugly boyfriend is another victim of soon to be a mental breakdowns and inability to be normal bc of her sh1tty a55 personality. B1tch has no tits and no a55. Her teeth look like she has not brushed them for years. Every time I see her at university, she looks like anorexic trash looking b1tch. She must fit nicely under her sweaty hairy bison looking fatbag. She probably likes small d1cks too. I hope one day she will drain the sh1t out of her underdeveloped brain and become at least useful and help deliver a few flyers with dad. Maybe one day she will decide to actually make money and become a fuking janitor something that she is able to do at least.