Direct Paige Parisien to the nearest pharmacy

Direct Paige Parisien to the nearest pharmacy

THE DIRTY ARMY: This home wrecking piece of white trash had an affair with my husband who is almost double her age. Unfortunately, I crossed paths with her. Had I not almost thrown up in my mouth at the sight of her, I would have let this little hoe know that instead of walking aimlessly around Pembina Winners, she should be next door at the Safeway pharmacy -at least to attempt getting some prescriptions to kill the diseases she is spreading from her fishy loose snatch. Paige Parisien, do yourself, and every other married man you choose to rub your dirty vag on a favor and sew that sloppy mess up. One of you is clearly enough on planet earth. Sleeping with married men, who have families- little children, without the slightest bit of a conscience? You are the epitome of disgust. I have 100% confidence, you will never amount to anything. You mine as well set up your tent on Higgins now. No honorable man will ever want the slightest bit to do with you. Ever. I know your merely a child at 22… but have you heard of the saying -Karma‘s a bitch?! Well, time to get familiar with it. And maybe tone down the Photoshop on your pictures… you look like trash in real life. Not sure if your getting medical coverage at Crown Nissan, but I’d inquire about it and hit up the pharmacy ASAP. Don’t want you spreading that shit on public toilet seats. Do the general public a favor.

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  1. LOLJune 26, 2018 at 11:01 PM

    The more I look at this page imagining she has a shaved head the more I see a dude … consider your husband gay this ugly ho is transitioning

  2. LOLJune 26, 2018 at 11:00 PM

    White trash? This b1tch is a neech with a manly mf chin

  3. FudiJune 26, 2018 at 7:10 AM

    You were going to confront her but you started throwing up?

    Sure….

  4. Tin manJune 25, 2018 at 10:21 AM

    I would bang her

  5. snitches get bitchesJune 25, 2018 at 8:28 AM

    What is a bogan , please explain many thanks many thanks

  6. snitches get bitchesJune 25, 2018 at 8:26 AM

    You need to visit a physician first, pharmacy second. TRUST ME

  7. RegulaterJune 25, 2018 at 5:03 AM

    Sounds like she was giving him something you you stopped giving him

  8. CarlJune 24, 2018 at 12:37 PM

    Hey honey, are you as hot and f4ckable as Paige? If so, don’t get mad, get even? Where we gonna meet??

    Luv Carl xo

  9. The truthJune 24, 2018 at 1:08 AM

    You sound like a fat b1tch who dont get it from her husband anymore. Clearly he sees something more in her than you.

  10. Body IssuesJune 23, 2018 at 4:04 PM

    I don’t feel the least bit sorry for you OP.

  11. FartinBartonJune 23, 2018 at 11:52 AM

    Ooooh Barton gon’ be pissed!!!

  12. BatmanJune 22, 2018 at 11:50 PM

    Your husband scored! *HIGH FIVES*

  13. West HollywoodJune 22, 2018 at 11:41 PM

    Definately rawdog material. Might even take her on a date depending how good that gnarly tang is. Cant hate on the homie – man gotta have variety.

  14. TrentJune 22, 2018 at 9:50 PM

    She is sexy. I’d like to hook up with her. Please share my digits. [redacted]
    Later. Xoxoxo

  15. Danny JohnsonJune 22, 2018 at 4:30 PM

    I want to have dirty unprotected sex with this slore

    • TigreJune 22, 2018 at 7:13 PM

      After you finish I’ll wife her up and raise your illegitimate kid.

  16. Hendey101574June 22, 2018 at 3:57 PM

    First of all, the Twat is not bad looking, and depending on what she does, and allows to be done to her, please send her contact info.

    Second, hello? Your husband had a choice to tap that, and even though he has little kids at home, he smashed. Sounds like you may want to have a little talk with him. You are directing your anger at the Twat while you should be more angry at your husband. The Twat did not promise, in front of all your family, friends and god to be loyal to you ‘til death do us part’. The only promises she made involved cocaine and being on the pill.

    In short; may I suggest you hit the gym, and find a good divorce attorney.

  17. The new normalJune 22, 2018 at 3:44 PM

    Her real name us probably
    something like
    Sally Couchiching !

  18. The new normalJune 22, 2018 at 3:42 PM

    She’s a bogan
    with a pretty face.
    She will manipulate anyone to the umpteenth degree.
    Natives are given everything,
    and appreciate nothing,
    so be careful here.

  19. Diego the Taco MakerJune 22, 2018 at 3:16 PM

    The OP’s husband is a lucky man to have this hotty bed him. If he is smart he will dump the OP and wife up Paige Parisien.

    • TigreJune 22, 2018 at 7:08 PM

      Absolutely!

  20. TigreJune 22, 2018 at 2:57 PM

    I usually say the husband should be posted because he was the one who owed the OP an obligation not to cheat, but I don’t mind seeing Paige’s picture because she is cute.

  21. noodle haterJune 22, 2018 at 2:36 PM

    she has a mustache.

  22. commenterJune 22, 2018 at 1:38 PM

    so the op has drd? lady your man liked her enough, stop being so mad.

  23. mindgame_foolJune 22, 2018 at 1:26 PM

    this sounds made up

    • BatmanJune 22, 2018 at 11:54 PM

      The new owner of this blog makes all these stories up.

  24. CrownKingJune 22, 2018 at 12:09 PM

    I dont blame your husband, she is hot. And if she is trolling winners pembinA, i need to shop there more often

    She is slamming N maybe the OP should suck her man off more as he wouldnt stray

  25. LotusXTCJune 22, 2018 at 11:54 AM

    I like how her husband is blameless. Lady, your husband isnt exactly a quadrapalegic. He went along with cheating. Probably instigated it. You need to keep your man in check.

    • KarmaJune 23, 2018 at 1:39 PM

      I agree its too funny that she never blames the husband for wanting some fresh “produce”. Your husband cheated on you. You should blame him

    • The REAL Frank the TankJune 22, 2018 at 3:34 PM

      Exactly! Give BJ’s and lick his anus, once in awhile….

    • PinkorangeJune 22, 2018 at 1:52 PM

      Hence why I think homewreckers are a myth

      • mindgame_foolJune 24, 2018 at 9:58 AM

        homewreckers are your friends that are close to you…not people you don’t know