Drew Caldwell — Drippy D1ck Drew
THE DIRTY ARMY: Former politician Drew Caldwell is having a rough life since losing a slam dunk seat. He’s had restraining orders against him, rides home from police “friends” more warnings about the underage ladies he’s hitting on than he should. The latest is that his mouth got him in trouble as of late for talking to guys for sleeping with a friends daughter. Poor Drew dreams of returning to political life but his legal issues will keep him from this. Time to retire ol’ boy.