Druscilla Crate — A Piglet named Dru
THE DIRTY ARMY: Her and her partner in crime have been ripping people off all over Winnipeg for the last five years. Her favorite scams are printing off fake receipts, making people fake ids, and just about anything else where she doesn’t have to get off her fat a55. She is guilty of every crime she has ever been charged with, yet somehow keeps getting away clean. Just type her name “Druscilla Crate” into a search engine and you’ll get an idea of what she has been up to. This lazy b**ch is completely homeless, with no hope in sight. She doesn’t even own a car. Yet if you talk to her she will tell tales of how she has a great job and a home when really she puts so many crystals in her lungs and couch hops when she isn’t spending the night out on the street…. dragging along with her two neglected dogs, getting people to take pity on her and buy them dog food since she can’t afford it herself. She is one sad case of wasted potential and it is too bad as there was hope for her at one point, but now at 32 years old and going in a continued downward spiral, she has completely pissed away all of her good years. She was recently dating a friend of mine when I walked in on her and another guy at a house party, meanwhile she still claims “i have never cheated”. A total sloot this one is, with a masters degree in deception. Don’t let her cute outward appearances fool you, she is bad news and has no reservations when it comes to telling lies. Really here, I want people to be warned about her. I saw her take $200 out of a pair of jeans that weren’t hers, and then completely lie about it to my face. She is truly scum of the earth, and stupid too. Her level of dumb is usually reserved for one cell organisms and cockroaches, but there it all is, somehow all jammed into a tiny frame with saggy DDs. Weighing in at 115 pounds (and counting) her 4’7″ stature makes her perfect bj height and puts it to total advantage since she just looves being covered in the white stuff. The best outcome for this one would be if someone pumped her out around town because she never gets tired of that D. She’d be a good little money maker for the next 3-4 years until her fat gut would make her not profitable. And that’s the best case scenario, in all likelihood she will continue with a lifetime of being in and out of prison on various theft and crystal charges, while still telling lies to anyone who will listen about how great her life is. If you see her in your neighbourhood, I would recommend calling the cops as BnE’s are one of her favorite passtimes. Whatever you do, just steer clear of this one. Yuck!