Lawrence Pinsky: The Poster Boy For ‘Short Man Syndrome’

Lawrence Pinsky: The Poster Boy For ‘Short Man Syndrome’

THE DIRTY ARMY: Lawrence Pinsky is Winnipeg’s poster boy for the ‘short man syndrome’. This very small in stature, expensive divorce lawyer, spends his life attempting to overcome the way he believes other people perceive him due to his tiny size. His sad case extends from being of tiny size to having a small character too, and he is an angry man of bad temper who is always trying to be in control. No one is ever able to please him, and things got so bad that within our Jewish community he is best known as the “Woofing Chihuahua”. Those who know him in person shared that in the bedroom he demands his partner to call him “Napoleon”, and that he can only get hard in the dark. The irony is that while spending a fortune on suits, he is usually dressed in light color big jackets that make him look even smaller. A small man, who’s a huge nuisance. Time to grow up, little guy.

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  1. Titan tittiesNovember 8, 2018 at 6:02 PM

    Come, sit on my knee little man.

  2. Gail AsperNovember 5, 2018 at 3:22 PM

    Being so short might be a human rights issue.
    Call me, little guy…

  3. Former clientNovember 5, 2018 at 2:40 PM

    I used to date him.
    He is certainly short, and in more than one way.
    And that is all I am going to say about it.

    • KeithNovember 10, 2018 at 2:44 AM

      Yes, he must have a small d1ckkkkkk.

  4. Restaurant ownerNovember 4, 2018 at 6:54 PM

    Short or not, he sure eats like a pig.

  5. Mrs. Levitt-PinskyNovember 4, 2018 at 6:49 PM

    My Chihuahua never hurt nobody…

  6. PinocchioNovember 3, 2018 at 4:41 PM

    His nose is long, though…lol

  7. Dr. SchwartzNovember 2, 2018 at 6:42 PM

    This disorder is also known as the ‘Napoleon Complex’.
    Pinsky should seek professional help.
    Sooner than later.