Michelle Mulko — Cuchulainn
THE DIRTY ARMY: Michelle is dirty. she is a tyrant to children. She likes to pretend to be a nice person, but really she is an unstable cvnt, who likes to bully people. Michelles is going to marry an old man. Someone should check his hard drive for kiddie porn. They like to watch it together. Michelle thinks she is a daughter of the earth. The only similarity she has to nature, is the constant smell of urine-soaked-in-dirt odor, that permeates off of her . She doenst like to bathe. Probably has no time, since shes a raging alcoholic and drives intoxicated every day of her life.