Robert Hayton — Narcissistic Psychopath

Robert Hayton — Narcissistic Psychopath

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! My name is Robert Hayton, And I am a total fuking douche bag! You see Nik, I think I am gods gift to the world, and there is nothing better than me. Please allow me to explain. I am 5 feet tall, and 200 lbs of balding handsomeness. Oh, and don’t even get me started on this super hot peeling skin I have for a face. How could I get any better? I lie about everything in my life. I tell everyone that I am an OR nurse, and I make BUCKETS of money. But oh wait… It’s actually my sister who is the nurse. She’s the one in the family who has her sh1t together, not me. Did you also know I drive a super nice truck too? Too bad it’s invisible and only I can see it. I’m also an Alcoholic, but I guess that explains why I think I am so awesome! You should also see my criminal record. It’s amazing. I have 2 DUI’s, a WHOLE BUNCH of harassment charges, and even 2 restraining orders. One is even my EX FIANCE, who I tell everyone that she stalks me. I told you I was amazing!

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  1. SuperstarDecember 1, 2018 at 2:10 PM

    Legit this guy is a total psychopath. Will leach onto anyone and pretend so desperately that he is their best friend, he lies constantly and spews trash and is the saddest sack desperately obsessing about every guy and girl who will talk to him. Messaging and calling like some sort of raging psychotic teenage girl. Stay tf away from this lying obsessive faker.

  2. MSeptember 10, 2018 at 2:26 PM

    It’s all true but he’s also a closet pepsi addict
    I made the mistake of being his friend for like 8 years Also he slept with the would be maid of honour of his yet to be wedding
    Just look out for this guy seriously!!!!

  3. 5150August 9, 2018 at 1:02 PM

    doreen nepinak just had his baby

    • 123456789August 10, 2018 at 8:26 AM

      I Really Hope Not Since The Last Post States He Is A Skinner. Disgusting Human.

  4. Street meatAugust 9, 2018 at 2:38 AM

    Boring as fu$k !

  5. Dirty CurtyAugust 8, 2018 at 3:14 PM

    Don’t forget the skin charges. This skinner got caught with 2 nine year olds. He told them he was a fish, that’s why he has scales. Stubby lil fingered, Caillou, looking bitch. Also, all his friends are skinners. So if you defend him, you like boy butthole

  6. anonymousAugust 8, 2018 at 2:52 PM

    he’s hot

  7. LolAugust 8, 2018 at 2:45 PM

    I mean, there’s some new information here, but without a doubt this is all 100% true.

  8. RebelAugust 7, 2018 at 12:30 PM

    We know who posted this, just sad, no worries already talking care of it, must be nice being a gold digging cheater

    • PfftAugust 8, 2018 at 2:55 PM

      But like, isn’t it you, Rob, that’s the gold digging cheater?

  9. Sub manAugust 7, 2018 at 12:12 PM

    What’s sad is we know who posted this. Coming from a gold digging Cheater. No worries, already dealing with the issue. What a sad girl

  10. GigiAugust 3, 2018 at 4:53 AM

    lol Good write up. Hey sweet heart how about a date? No one sounds finer then you. lol ( Sarcasm )

    • CarlAugust 3, 2018 at 7:34 PM

      You want to date Robert Hayton?

      Man … I got competition.

  11. NoneofyourbusinessAugust 2, 2018 at 11:35 PM

    This is the most entertaining post I’ve seen in a while.

    • Street meatAugust 3, 2018 at 4:22 PM

      I truly think OP has multiple personalities! This story sucks !