Abigail Ratchford Not Coming Home For Christmas?

Abigail Ratchford Not Coming Home For Christmas?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m from Scranton, PA and work in a coffee shop that gets MAJOR business when Abigail Ratchford (who you’ve dubbed The Office) comes into town as she’s our biggest celebrity and everyone comes out to see her here when she’s out and about town. She’s our biggest star. Word on the street is she might not be coming home for Christmas this year. I really hope she does as we could use the business… Abigail, come home, and don’t forget us now that you’re a big star. Scranton loves you!

Sorry Scranton- you are peasants now! Abi, don’t go home… it is beneath you!- nik

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  1. TigreDecember 23, 2017 at 1:33 PM

    Her pictures will result in many men cumming for the holidays.

  2. DeadpoolDecember 22, 2017 at 9:05 PM

    Hopefully Santa will bring her a personality for Christmas. She is a total bore.

  3. REALIST ONEDecember 22, 2017 at 11:22 AM

    OP, WHAT A JOKE. I CALL BULLSH!T ON YOUR STORY

    AS FOR ABIGAIL, SHE IS WINNING.

    • The MailmanDecember 22, 2017 at 6:06 PM

      I’ll second that. I’ve never met anyone that has heard of her

  4. brianDecember 22, 2017 at 11:09 AM

    Nobody wants her here… other than those ex sugar daddies who are still holding out… and we all know who they are.

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